I like kitten breasts
Especially if the kitten is wearing a burka so I can't see them. Do burkas cover breasts? Surely it's bras that cover breasts, and bras are a bit phwooaar, eh? Eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

PHWOOOAAARRR
EDIT: mindphwoooarr
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:47, Reply)

You're not stoned/tripping/high are you old boy?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Is my diction faltering?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:54, Reply)

It was just the edit that confused me.
Mind you, I'm as cissed as a punt and no mistake.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I started posting phwoooaar
before you added your own phwooar. Thus I assumed synchronicity. Yes old boy, I am fucking hammered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:57, Reply)

NEWS JUST IN: I think
the police may be raiding the brothel at the end of my street. It's frightfully noisy out there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Phwooooaaaaar.
You have a brothel at the end of your street? What a frightfully delightful neighbourhood you must live in. All exotic, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:07, Reply)

The nearest thing I ever got to such exoticness
Was when my next door neighbour use to remember that all her bras were hanging on the washing line and would dash out into the garden, tits on display, to grab one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Basically the same story,
but regionally adjusted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:12, Reply)

It's rather 'chi-chi', donchaknow
I have a local pal Ray who is the absolute spit of Huggy Bear who was recently regaling me with a tale of one of his chums who refused to pay the requisite £35 BUT INSTEAD PAID £25!!!!

How we laughed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Ho ho ho.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:13, Reply)

: a meagre £75 for Ray's friend

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:15, Reply)

your diction is fine
but you did make a spooling mistook......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:53, Reply)