I sat in the Audi garage
for an HOUR AND A HALF before they told me the alloy they had ordered in is different to the ones I have on. So I had a bit of a cry in the carpark of Carpet Right then saw a new set of brand new wheels and tyres on tinternet that I think are the ones I already have on for 600 squid.

Then I drank some cider and watched American Idol whilst eating a creme egg. Evening well spent I think you'll agree
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Has anyone else invented Creme Egg and soldiers?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Creme eggs are too sickly for me.
What do you use for soldiers?
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

cadburys fingers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You just did.
Maybe use a Bourbon?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:39, Reply)

As aesthetically plaeasing as bourbons would be,
they don't fit.
Fingers it is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Enjoy thine Creme Egge whilst ye can!
For soone cometh the time when the original Cadburie's Stocke shalt run drye, and a foul pestilence from foreigne lands shalt clutch our faire chocolate maker's bodie in its talonnes. Kraft shall be the name of the bringer of the ende to the chocolate of this sceptred isle, and 'pon its shouldere shall ride the foule goblinne known to mortals as Hershey. Yea, and Hershey shalt wreake an pox upon our fyne chocolate by making it taste like the chocolate of the Ewe Ess of Ae, known in common parlance as Shitte.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Those 'merkins wont change our creme eggs
It would start a war, and our special relationship would collapse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)