*twirls pearls*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

nice pearl necklace

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Thanks

I have the aim of an excocet spunk missle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

hopefully not one fired by americans
I don't want your "friendly" fire
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

*Bukkakaes civilians*

I'm going to have to up my zinc intake at this rate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

start eating sunblock

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I asked the doctor if there was an oral sunblock right, but he said no
SURELY there is a drug that you can take that makes your skin sunproof???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

did you actually ask that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yes
He said no.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

did he laugh you out of the surgery?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:36, Reply)

i think it;s a reasonable question.
Ok, it would appear that it's not yet been invented, but still.
I'm fed up of being covered in grease all summer.
And if I don't do it, I get ill. And I get burnt. And I get eyelids like Big Bird, oh my god I fucking do as well right hahahaha!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Wear a burka

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

D'you know what Ape,
I'd love to.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)

We could fashion one out of shell suit material for you

just stay away from naked flames, ok?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Wouldn't that be a bit sweaty?
A nice cheescloth one would be ace ta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Airtex perhaps

with eye and bum windows
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'll take it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

that doesn't sound fun
I burn quite a lot too, but it seems to happen at random. usually when it is cloudy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)

And you call ME odd...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I always wonder why I can't just take a melonin supplement

to get the crunkcore orange glow I so desire
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I like this.
Sexocetlolz.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Dirty gitz, lot of yez

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Youse love it.
*waggles eyebrows*
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

but that one wasn't my fault, was it Beebiejeebie?
I mean, it's normally my fault cos I'm all sauce and no trousers, but that wasn't me was it? It was them wasn't it?

And yeah, I do *charlestons*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

you provoke it
normally I am chaste and virtuous in my banter, but you elicit sordidness from everyone around you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

True dat.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I know that, but how comes it happens even when I'm not doing it?
That means I have no control over it.
I'm going to have to pay somebody to follow me round with a slide whistle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You came on B3ta and shook everyone up with your cheeky scouseness.
Now we're all cheeky little buggers, and rude with it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'm not taking the blame
This place already had undertones of smut when I arrived.
It's like a knocking shop.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Lets blame the scouser

I remeber when all this were philosophical debate and ideas for charity fundraisers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I never took the collection!
You can check my bag!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Was it you that was involved in the 8 year old party hokey cokey

of cum thread?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Not fucking guilty yer onner!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)