Uh-oh...
I think I'm still drunk.
I shouldn't have done that, but I could have done worse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:53, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was in bed by 9.30 last night and up at 7am.
*flexes sober muscles*
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I too had an early night but not such an early morning
Ah it's great to be sober.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

damnit
i went to bed late and my stupid brain woke me before 8

I want real sleep!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

My eyes hurt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Did you drive?
.........*puts head in hands, cries, and thanks fuck that we all got home safe (we all being me and anyone else out tonight)*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I snogged my mate
Of all the people there last night, I genuinely didn't see that coming.
Anyway, at least we didn't do the actual sex. And I've spoken to him and it won't be happening again. I think we were just drunk and curious. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN RIGHT.
It actually won't. It's out of our systems.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Nasty....
Not a nice situation. Mind you snogging is... not too bad. Shagging is most definately worse. Good point is at least it isn't shagging. Bad point is next time you both get drunk you'll be wondering what shagging would be like. That doesn't realy help much does it?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

No, I'm not wondering.
I won't wonder when drunk.
Thank god we didn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Ohh you're safe then. All is good
Don't feel too bad, last fri I did something verrryyy stupid with a mate soley because she was pissed off that her boyfriend hadn't shown up. Could be a lot worse!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I could have snogged worse
At lease he's a cool bloke and isn't going to top himself or anything!
We're going to get the piss ripped out of us tomorrow though and I think we'd both rather forget about it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Tomorrow probably
Though last time I checked stupid snogs don't have much of a piss-taking half-life. Should be gone in a week :). And yeah, like you said at least it was someone who can take it without being stupid. Could have been way worse :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Yeah it's sod-all is it?
If he was a random it would be totally sod-all.
It's just because we have to see each other that I'm bothered.
It'll be gone in a day or two.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:41, Reply)

yeah it's basicaly nothing realy.
1) He aint taken and 2) It was only a snog. I doubt people are gonna do much more than take the piss for a couple of days, no nasty letters, no stalking, no vengefull partners, it's allll good.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Oh god yeah
Neither of us are taken.
Homey don't play dat. Even when rotten drunk.
In my defence I haven't been out til all hours since AUGUST.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:46, Reply)

August?
In that case many congratulations for not doing something much more stupid! And hell, at lest you remember it. Not like it's gonna get sprung on you out of nowhere.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

But I have the club's name stamped on my hand.
Like a slaggy tattoo!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)

go to a tatooists now
and get it made permanent

drunk people make the best decisions about permanent designs on their skins
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You're a bad cunt
But I love you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm full of bad ideas
like talking to guys on dating sites about corpse puppetry (still no reply from that one..oddly)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Hahah
If I was a bloke I'd hit that!
(You, not a corpse...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Again, could be worse.
Could have fallen asleep with some mates who have a permenant marker and a cruel sense of humor....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Oh lord
*goes to mirror*
Phew.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

a friend of ours
used to sleep very deeply. you could paint whatever you like on him and he wouldn't notice until he went past a reflective surface which could be sometime later.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Of course it won't
*Waits until next week*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Trust me on this one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

you're clearly
sending some messages about - all those men giving you compliments and then snogging your mate. have you been wearing pheromone perfume?

edit: if so do you have any spare?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I must have been putting that pig sweat behind my ears!
Gawd knows. Three people know. Please god they don't tell anyone else.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Just hope noone on here is someone you know in disguise.
I think I have to go sweat some pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

WAY TO GO, CAMEL!!
Now you've made me totally paranoid! I'm still full of booze you know!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:38, Reply)

*boots up facebook*
*readies for having some fun*

I won't really, I need to go suit up.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

suit up?
are you going for a space walk?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I wish
Actually, I don't wish, as I'm off to a wedding.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

yay!
have fun, and don't kiss your mate by accident
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Zip it, bitch

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Who would be stupid enough to do that?
And I'm driving anyway, so no drinky.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Enjoy the big day
And your knee-caps, while you still have them, traitor!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Hey, I said I was only kidding
But I've already been labelled a traitor, I may as well go and make use of the title.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Noooooo
I was joking. Here, let me iron the pleats in your kilt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Haha
I actually broke out the iron last night, but I'm going in my new suit rather than kilt today.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Here
let me warm up last night's pizza
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Are you kidding? That's long gone
In fact, gone within about 10 minutes of being cooked. I'll just be nice instead and not open Facebook to cause trouble.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Love youuuuuu

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Right, I better actually go
Having had a very early lunch, time to get this suit on. I'm even gonna wear a waistcoat. How posh am I?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You're well posh
Enjoy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

oops!
what are the chances anyway? It's an obscure board on a website that's not very busy on a saturday morning. Nah! the chances of that happening are minute...

but a million to one chance happens 9 times out of 10
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Argh
Oh well, sod it. The whole pub will be on about it tomorrow I bet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:43, Reply)

and at least you
got a snog out of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oh I can't be arsed.
I hate stubble-burn.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Slag

(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Shut up right! It was only snogz.
And you'll be hoping Herself is a slag tonight, so proper hush up!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I can't understand, try talking without a mouth full of cock.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Ha.
You've made me feel better. At least I didn't do that.
*if you can't remember it didn't happen*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:51, Reply)

In my medical opinion, you're now pregnant.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

If I'm pregnant, it's the cat's
Or my ex's!
Oh man shut up I'm drunk and paranoid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

earworm
"can't breath coz your mouth's full of cock.."

to chumbawumba song
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

My earworm for the day
"Hittin' on me, WHAT?? You need a CAT-scan!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Clickin dis for da lulz

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)