I just made my classic bacon bagels
and I feel goood
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:42, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why are they classic?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:44, Reply)

He's got a shed full of Elvis' discarded bacon rind that gives him answers to dilemmas
He was just making it a nice bagel
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Will you stop changing your fucking name?!
I have no idea who you are anymore.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Hated the old one
Don't like this one much so far. Maybe I'll ask for suggestions.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Midnight titshot for the win

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Isn't that Karl's?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:20, Reply)

cinnamon bagels
toasted with cream cheese, stuffed with bacon
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I suggested that American football is only more of a sport than interpretive dance
because there's a ball. Started a huge argument on a forum and I didn't even have to follow up, I could just watch the carnage. It was awesome.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I'm very tempted to answer this but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction.
Especially as you're a football fan don't know fuck all about sport anyway.
(bill, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:13, Reply)

woah serious internet aggro
one thing's for sure, rugby's for cunts. I went to a "rugby school". I know. All those Tory dad's on the touchlines.. which kid will break something this match.. ooh I hope my kid's fouling in the scrum gets overlooked.. in fact I'll abuse the other kid who's now quite rightly got pissed off at this whole kafkaesque horror and swung on my kid. Meanwhile the referee is mocking some other kid who's got badly hurt and pacts are being made for both teams to meet in the local WKD-den later and cause 1000s of pounds of damage.

Fuck that.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 0:39, Reply)

didnt get picked huh?
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:48, Reply)

woah serious internet aggro IRONY.
Just because you don't like a sport it doesn't mean it's rubbish. I personally think that that watching snooker must rate only slightly higher than having ones toenails pulled out, but I have the good grace to not mention this to the many people I know who do like to watch it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

teehee
now imagine it on a forum with mostly Merkins.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:33, Reply)