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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not sure I've ever been on a date.
I'm totally sure it's approaching three years since I last got my end away.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I can beat that for celibacy inforced or otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)
my possible only date didn't go all that well
as I was really stoned, and the girl met an old friend on the way to the pub and couldn't really tell her to bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)
What about
"We're kind of on a date here..."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)
"Bitch, you're ruining my high!"
Although I do realise you're not Huggy Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:33, Reply)
to be honest
they were both very fit, the old friend was a lezzer, and I was content to sit there ready to accept the offer of a 3-way should it arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)
That's a bit more Huggy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)
it's a good job I was stoned really
otherwise it would've been a lot more boring
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)
it wasn't quite that official

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Muffin message in your inbox!
:D
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I saw that
thank you very much

now I just need to convince the mrs that making a big batch of muffins that she won't like is a good use of time and resources.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

If it's the mint, swap it for vanilla essence and you're good to go.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)
it is
good advice, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Edmund is back
and this time it's female!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)
yeah
but would you rather receive a cock or a "muffin" gaz?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Hmmmm
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

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