Morning All
Well, it's Monday again, and I'm still recovering from the weekend!

I was out for a mates birthday on Saturday, and decided it would be a good idea to order a double strength Long Island Iced Tea towards the end of the night. It came in a pint glass, and got me rather drunk.

I spent yesterday with no energy whatsoever, and sadly that still hasn't changed today!

How was your weekend?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 8:54, 81 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Long Island Iced Tea
was the free drink served to the girls on ladies night at Modesto's in Kuala Lumpur every Thursday. You'd be amazed how many men would dress up as girls just to get the free drinks, then get quite drunk and try to grope you on the dance floor, then get you drunk and try to take you back to their apartment. Amazed.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

NOEL!
FTFW!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:09, Reply)

:)
Alright toots?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Get out of that floral tunic and put yer kecks on you pisshead...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I do like a man in a dress.
As long as he doesn't try to look like someone's Aunt Ethel.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Phwaor but Ethel was fit back in the day..

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:21, Reply)

The Plenty adverts don't do it for you then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Not really no.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Good weekend ta
I love Long Island Iced tea.

Got walloped and carried on shocking on Friday. Atoned and healed on Saturday. Saturday was fucking blissful.
Yesterday was jolly good fun, and had some pintage after work at a pub OTHER than the one I work in.
I've lost 4lb!!!!!! I've lost 4lb in one week!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Did you look behind the fridge?
If you lose something, it's nearly always there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:13, Reply)

If those 4lbs see me, they'd better fucking run!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Pretty good.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Oi dish the dirt you dirty get

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

It went very well for a first date,
but everyone hates first dates don't they.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:17, Reply)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

If I wanted your opinion I would have killed myself.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:19, Reply)

charming

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:23, Reply)

This.
I'd quite like more of them.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Second + dates are better.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:22, Reply)

The first date is the best
After that the rose-coloured lenses come off and you usually start to realise you're dating a fucking tit.
And then you have to go "I know, I dunno why I even started dating really, because I just don't have the time and there's a lot of family stuff going on right now, but I've had a lovely time. you take care now."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:23, Reply)

There's less akward small talk though.
That's shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

you need to try being less dull
and dating less dull people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Well once the awkward smalltalk's over
You'd better hope 1) You've met The One or 2) You're bothy dirty gits.
Because otherwise it'll be awkward and not even smalltalk to fill the gap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I've only been on one maybe two "dates"
we were talking about the subject on here not that long ago
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever been on a date.
I'm totally sure it's approaching three years since I last got my end away.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I can beat that for celibacy inforced or otherwise.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

my possible only date didn't go all that well
as I was really stoned, and the girl met an old friend on the way to the pub and couldn't really tell her to bugger off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

What about
"We're kind of on a date here..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

"Bitch, you're ruining my high!"
Although I do realise you're not Huggy Bear.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:33, Reply)

to be honest
they were both very fit, the old friend was a lezzer, and I was content to sit there ready to accept the offer of a 3-way should it arrive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

That's a bit more Huggy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

it's a good job I was stoned really
otherwise it would've been a lot more boring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

it wasn't quite that official

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Muffin message in your inbox!
:D
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I saw that
thank you very much

now I just need to convince the mrs that making a big batch of muffins that she won't like is a good use of time and resources.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

If it's the mint, swap it for vanilla essence and you're good to go.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

it is
good advice, thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Edmund is back
and this time it's female!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

yeah
but would you rather receive a cock or a "muffin" gaz?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Hmmmm
*ponders*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I went out dancing!
I looked for Roota, and returned at 5.00am having not spied her in the city centre! I wonder if she spotted me.......
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Oh darlin I couldn't have spotted myself with a magnifying glass...
I carried on woeful!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

My search was hindered by only knowing that you're a girl. There were lots of girls and I didn't want to shout "Roota!" down the street.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

you would've got back shouts from blokes going
"I intend to!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah but haz the best cockblock skillz
"I can't find any, so you may as well go home thxplz."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Pffft!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

If it helps I was wearing something that has come to be known as
The Paedo Glove.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

was it a single sequined glove?
or some kind of catsuit thing?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Gun-metal-grey extra long leather glove.
Paedo Glove.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

sounds delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I didn't see any of those.
For future reference to spot me, I was wearing ridiculously twee boots. Being a size 3 makes it worse.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I saw "In Bruges" on saturday,
there's a dwarf in that too.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

did you enjoy it?
I watched Surrogates on Saturday. Pretty enjoyable.

Watched Body of Lies last night too, that was really rather good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Yes, I think it's an excellent film.
I've seen it about 4 times.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

good stuff
I thought it was great

particularly the bit where colin farrell is in the restaurant and ends up punching that woman because she has a bottle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I saw a dwarf out on Friday night!
Good times. Had a dance with her.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

if it had snowed I could have just followed the smallest footprints I saw!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Or did you sew Haribo into your mittens?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

*notes*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

That's normally a general shout of encouragment in Liverpool though isn't it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

More like
"Go'ead la!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Was in bed for 8pm on Friday
Comfy as fuck. Watched various things online, a BFI 'masterclass' with Gaspar Noe then a pretty chilly documentary on Liberia. Cannibalism, rape and shitting in the street are rife.

Saturday, had too much wine and green and eventually woke up at 10am, on the couch, with Jeremy Fucking Kyle on the telly, saw that i had 3/4 of a Hoegaarden left, downed it, then went into actual bed and slept until 2pm.

Went to the park for a walk, came back and made yorkshire puddings that turned out 'OK', for a first attempt, I think I put too much batter into each one. Played the Wii-Fit and Sports Resort, got up to level 1200 on the table tennis, and got onto the mirror levels of Swordfight Showdown. Never got to sleep until 03:30, which made things rough this morning.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I racked up over 2000 points (score not ranking) on wakeboarding over the weekend
which was reasonably pleasing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Man
I find the Wakeboarding extremely frustrating, I think its that 'decceleration' noise when you hit the water wrong. Started on the 100 pin game, played twice and both times I scored 1579, which was a bit weird.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

all the noises on wakeboarding are annoying
the guy's voice starts to piss me off

I've managed 1893 on 100 pin bowling. quite annoyed because the mrs has a higher score.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I shall attempt to better that, this very evening.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

it's hard taking time out of my busy prince of persia schedule
to keep my scores on wii resort at a respectable level.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

yorkshire puddings are pretty easy
but they're also pretty easy to screw up. You need to get the oil very hot. put the right amount of batter in and don't open the oven ever.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

correctamundo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That's where I made my mistake
The oil wasn't hot enough, smoking hot seems to be the order of the day. If I have to go home and make a dozen every single day until I get them right, then so be it.

I can't think on a single meal that would not benefit from the addition of Yorkshire Poodins
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

toad in the hole doesn't really need extra ones

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Well, that would be the normal way of looking at things
However, an extra one at the side aids the scooping of the gravy and reigning in of any rogue sausages. So, running before I can walk, what is the method for Toad in the Hole?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Almost exactly the same as puds
with cooked sausages in the oil in a bigger dish. Edit: and proper home-made onion gravy *salivates*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Pure heart attack material..
..but to be honest, I'm past the point of no return.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

hot oil is again crucial
the oven temp doesn't need to be as high as for yorkshires on their own.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

If it's not got enough when it comes out of the oven
stick it on the hob for a minute or two until the oil's fizzing, then spoon your batter in.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

"spoon your batter in"
If you insist!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

When you take the batter mould out of the oven
Pop it on the burner to keep the oil really hot while you pour

EDIT: Just saw Noels post
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I got pissed with a hippy on Friday night
He had girl hair.

I spent Saturday being a mong and yesterday sledging!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

How am I a hippy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)