I'm feeling a bit perkier today so why is no one around to perk with me?
Join me in the thread of perkiness.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:48, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What do you want me to be perky about?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Living in the wonderful metropolis that is Milton Keynes should make you perky.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Where I live doesn't define me,
I'm not a northerner.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

That's what someone from Milton Keynes would say.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

This made me laugh
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/02/sydney_banker/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I love when he turns round
The dirty skiving little twat hahah
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Where are you from though?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Born in Shrewsbury.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I see

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Where those delightful biscuits come from.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Shrewsbury is a fucking beautiful town.
Sorry, I simply cannot be rude about it, try as I might.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I like this.
Although I would like to viciously tear apart the cunt who is sat behind me eating pasta with his fucking mouth open and nauseating me with his chops-smacking.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I'm not perky today
Tiggergate has left me feeling rather shaky.
Listening to that godawful charity single hasn't helped either.
Perk me up BGB!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Well I'm off to Tenerife on Friday and I shall miss you terribly.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Watch our for those lecherous Spanish waiters
Wouldn't want you to be taken advantage of now, would we?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I've said this before but I don't like mediteranean men.
Not even the ones who are up for it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Just don't keep ordering these, they might get the wrong idea.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

That is a big pile of bloody chips.
*drools*
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Could you handle a portion that size?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

My friend got hit on a lot by Spanish waiters
I think she managed to headbutt one too somehow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Cheers yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You rang...?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Shakes!!!!!!!!!
*necks*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm perky.
It's cold in here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Put a jumper on.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

They still poke out.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Do you have jelly tot nipples like Roota?

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I can't really tell without a visual comparison.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

ROOTA GET YOUR NIPS OUT.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

JELLY TOTS TIME!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

PYGMY COCK TIME!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Today just keeps getting better and better.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Ooh this one has frosting on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm perky.
I'm in a great mood today, can't stop smiling :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

That's because you dumped me and you feel relieved it's over.
Believe me, I recongnise the signs.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

no no, I was cheery before that

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm perky due to my nearly 2 year old doing Hitler impressions
We watched Inglorious Basterds and she keeps copying Hitler's rant. She hammers the closest thing to her shouting "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

I doubt anyone else has a daughter doing something so totally awesome as Hitler impressions before their second birthday.
( Peej, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Monty created a fart monster.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hitler toddler wins hands down

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Well played.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

When I take my parents Jack russells out for a walk I tell them to get the Nazis instead of get the squirrels.
Makes me laugh every time.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You should get her a little moustach

and some nerve gas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Whilst out in a resturant on Monday
She shouted "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN" so I put on my best Cartman voice and said "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"

She's getting very good at copying me. She made a bloody good attempt at saying it back.
( Peej, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)