I'd like to tell Boris Johnson that I think he is an anus
Partly for his reaction, but mostly because I think he's an anus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:02, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like him.
Not as Mayor but as a person. His 'The Dream of Rome' is also an excellent book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I'd like him
if he wasn't in a position of power. Otherwise he'd just be like some sort of lovable real-life Beano character.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

very much this
a bumbling cartoon character may be funny but not have any ability to affect our lives
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Who would be better?
The 'wiff-waff is coming home' speech alone was so funny I'd forgive him minor genocide as mayor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)

well at least it's only London
and despite what the bbc think, the rest of us don't really give a toss about that shit hole
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Yes he's a harmless bumbling
fucking racist bigot toff with too much power
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Great haircut ...
...if he was an 11st teenage boy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Ken Livingstone is an odious little turd.
How he got two cracks at bankrupting London I will never understand. The shit the GLC got up to in the 80s is unbelievable.

Plus Boris called some people 'oiks' - a clear vote winner for me.

AND Ken lied through his fucking teeth about public transport prices - the cunt raised them by 40% during his tenure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Ken and GLC had some great free gigs in the 80s.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)

...if you're into
The Redskins, Billy Bragg and The Style Council...


*really, really isn't*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ahem..
The Smiths, The Fall, Strawberry Switchblade*, John Martyn, Spirit, Pogues, Gil Scott-Heron....

* a wank fantasy for the young me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Slowly torturing and killing The Smiths
is a lifelong fantasy of mine...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Slowly torturing and killing Monty...
...is a lifelong fantasy of mine just so I can carve 'The Queen is Dead' on his forehead.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Ah Red Ken
A cunt of the highest order.
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I think they're all as guilty as one another in that respect
Boris & Co used the "Hey, look we've finally finished extending the Oyster cards onto National Rail" day to bury the 15% hike he'd put on the cost of my journey into work...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Me too
Ken's classic was 'the congestion charge has been SO effective a deterrent we haven't had the revenue we expected so here's a 20% travel card rise'. Lying, snivelling little cunt.

....who threw someone down a stairwell at a party, and breeds newts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Congestion charge is a travesty

Fucking cunts using "green" arguments to raise tax revenue.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I wish my anus had a haircut like Boris

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)