OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!
Welcome back Gonz!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:16, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hell yes.
I want all the gossip on what franchises and stores are opening in his locality and I want it now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I could do with a little gonz loving right about now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

*fires off party popper*
prematurely
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

That's begging for strikethrough
but I can't be bothered
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)

*jizzes in face*
prematurely
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

YAY ! HELLO !!!
Let me tell you about some of the charactors I meet.

I meet someone from some local (to hampstead) pirate radio station who had that "I talk 3 inches from your face" ex-coke-addicts have.

I meet someone who was 200kg with breathing problems who went out for fags a lot and the coke guy above gave him about 20mg of Dizipam and made me "=/", idiot could of killed the other idiot. He didn't tell me he was doing it and I was in the room and I wanted to tell the nurse because it made me really uncomortable.

Some 'Hampstead Ponce' started touching willy, about 5 times, I kept on batting his hand away. His wife hit him in the head with a frying pan. He was such a fucking cock, kept on going on about George (that's 'George Micheal' to me and you) touching his willy. He ended up being taken off in handcuffs but released into the streets. I wanted to go shops but they let him go and I got scared, then I worked myself up to just kick him in the shins and run away if he tried anything.

Then there was this 50 year old who kept on giving me a list of her drugs and telling everyone that I would do all their computer work. She wanted me to dioginoise her with what I've got because she had a funny tummy once.

Then there was a guy who fell 50ft from a bridge onto train-tracks and survived and he was quite a sound bloke. I don't think he was lying or exasorating by seeing the state he was in.

Then there was a south african bloke who kept on telling me about how a coke-dealer stabbed him in the pub and all his plans on how he's going to get him back.

Then there was a drunk tramp who lost her dog, who was nice, but drunk every day by 6. She kept on showing me off to all her drunk tramp mates who all loved me. I couldn't help but to think that the dog was better off without her.

Then there was the nurses who wouldn't call a doctor even though I was screaming in pain for a good 7 hours or soo... three times.

Then there was the most buetiful angels I've ever seen, at least two a day, who I fell maddly in love with.

Then there were loads and loads of dogs, at least one a day, that kept my spirits up, plus I read The Dog That Saved My Life: Incredible True Stories of Canine Loyalty Beyond All Bounds (Heroes) (Paperback) which has made my cry and laugh and love dogs all the more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:12, Reply)

And my flat has totally changed around, it's much much better now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

If you don't write a book I'm not being your friend.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I've thought about it a few times, I really want to.
One day I will =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You've got the characters right there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Cokeheads who lean in too close
So, so true. You really can tell sometimes. I wonder if it's the drug or the type of person who becomes a cokehead.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'm not sure, but I meet a couple like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

We're glad you're back.
We all missed you

xxx
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Cheers hun =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)