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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had one twix earlier but now I want another
Congratulations of the new vac. I love vacs. We've got a red hoover one in our house. We had a Dyson but it was shit.

My last purchase was some Adidas Star Wars trainers for my lad (storm trooper edition). I wanted the grown-up ones but I'm not spunking £60.00 on a pair of trainers.

*sigh*
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
ive only ever had one of those henry-type jobs that kill your back and shit but this is a luxury
see them dysons right, fucking wank. every single one my mam bought was dead within a year or so. i paid £36 for my bagless argos one AND WORTH EVERY PENNY IN MY EYES.

i find myself talking about vacuums and old lady bollocks a lot lately. perhaps i should spunk £60 on a pair of star wars trainers and even it up a little
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Why do they do your back in more than the uprights?

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)
because youre bending over and that
and they dont pick up as much so i push down harder which EVERYONE knows helps with the suction and that. science innit
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Aw man I was gonna get one of those too :(

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)
nah fuck the henrys and their ilk, its all about the upright man
get involved in arguuuus
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Mine will last a bit longer yet
I just need one with pet attachments
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)
like a basket? oh man i needs one of those. and a pet

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)
You need a cleaner

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)
i need a nice obliging bloke to meet my every whim

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)
What you therefore need is many small doses of rohypnol
lets call them "daily vitamins"
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)
they wont get much fucking hoovering done with a bit of them down them will they

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)

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