I just had sausage, red onion, mustard and ketchup rolls for lunch
I win.

Alright?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:08, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Was it a German sausage?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Schnell schnell, Kartoffelsalat

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

isn't it kartoffelkopf that he says?
and no, it was a mixture of cumberland and lincolnshire
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

no-oo?
I just wanted to say quick quick poatato salad
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Then you FAIL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I got my first box from graze.com (free!)
Delviered to my desk! It has cajun seed mix, chocolate coated peanuts, japanese rice things and pistachios! Probably the best work treat I've ever had!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

that sounds pretty good
how did you get that for free?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Well
when one person signs up, they give you three free tokens to give to friends. These friends once signed up similarly get three free tokens to give away.

So the next box will be £1.99 I think, but there are some awesome treats in store every week for me. O.K. so £8 a month you'll be expecting big things but there's all sorts of goodies... AND OLIVES!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:15, Reply)

No.
For my home-made chicken and leek soup with fresh baguette simply pisses all over your rubbish lunch.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)

i had homemade chicken pie at my friend's last night
I'm going to make it on Friday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
I had homemade soup yesterday, and despite being delicious it didn't have the awesomeness factor of a beautifully hand-crafted sausage etc. sandwich
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Sounds good
but a foot long coranation chicken baguette wins it I think ;)
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

again
don't be ridiculous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:20, Reply)

We all know he had wet ham.
As you say, ridiculous.

Does the boy think we were born yesterday...?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I can see why he might think I was born yesterday
and he might conceivably think I'm his brother.

Can you see where I'm going with this or do I need to spell out the crude details?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Ginsters sausage roll, a pork pie and a Breakfast wrap
All washed down with a chocolate Frijj, or possibly Yazoo, and some monster munch :0)

And a plum.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Sounds like the meal of a student

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Nearly.
It's more the meal of a man who works in the middle of the knowhere. My only options for purchasing lunch are a council estate co-op (that scares me!) or the petrol station up the road.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Was it a man plum?

Also do you have type 2 diabetes? Because you will...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Yes!
Oh joy! I can't wait.

Nope, just your standard, boring plum. It's not very exciting but its quite firm so I have high hopes that it will be a rather tasty plum.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

KAO PAD KEE-MAO MOO

It was spicy and delicious
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I really really really want some Sushi.
Oh me-oh-my-oh-boy-oh-boy-oh-boy, I really could do with a nice big plate of proper Sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Seriously, I want Sushi so much right now, I might have to settle for Marks'n'Sparks sushi, which would be adiquate but not great.
Oh man, I fucking love me a bit of sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Watch out for the Polonium

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Sainsbury's sushi is a fucking insult.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Sushi is fucking insult to the cave man who discovered fire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

'I'm Ready' by Caveman
is a fucking insult to 'Crosstown Traffic' by Jimi Hendrix, which it samples, as he commits the UK hip hop cardinal sin of 'sounding a bit American'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Just went on You tube

agreed.

Way to change the direction of this thread...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Much as I love other peoples' lunches
I love Jimi Hendrix that little bit more...


To hear how it should be done here in the UK, have a listen to 'Money Mad' by the fucking brilliant London Posse. Uniquely British and all the better for it...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Well, if we're heading off in that direction,
then calling the song I'm Ready is an insult to the classic Chicago Blues number of the same title, as popularised by Albert King but probably best done by Muddy Waters.

And for those wishing to hear how an Englishman should rap, this little celebration of tea is a perfect representation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Have you ever seen Waters
at the 1960 Newport Jazz Festival?

My Lord it's excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Seriously Monty

What is the most modern piece of music you own?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Hahaha
It's a Noel Coward 78.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Can't say I have...
TO AMAZON!

Damn, they don't have it on DVD...might be worth making do with the CD though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Monty's Top Tips No.12389
It's a special feature on a DVD of a live show from (I think) 1972.

If you can't find it gaz me and I'll get the details from mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Oooh la de dah
I had Super Noodles, they wern't Super.

How are you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

False advertising, call the ASA!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I know, I know!
My lunch buddy has got braces now so can't eat, well... anything. I decided to give Super Noodles a go today as that's one of the only things she can eat... I figured I'd join her... I won't again! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Maybe you could chew her food first
and feed her like an albertross chick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I will consider this! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

working hard
hence my absence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Ah same here
that's why I hadn't noticed your absense! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

you meanie!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

she's saying you're dull.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

my dull what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

sexual technique.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

*slow claps*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

*slow victory lap*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

being shit isn't usually considered a victory

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

why are you always so smug then?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

because of my happy and well-rounded life
what's your excuse?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

That's the technique that's dull

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

What's with the name change
PsychocHUNK?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Valentines day sexual innuendo name changes on /talk.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I incorrectly guessed it was because
you'd finally lost your virginity
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

but I'm not even married?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I'm waiting for that one special lady too
but making do with a long line of average ones in the meantime
( djtrialprice, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Ooh yeah.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Aww I didn't mean to upset you
You were here last time I was and then I came back and you're still here... its like you never went away! Awww.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

;-)
nae bother!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Jolly good!
I had a review today for the new department I'm in, it went well - huzah! Also my QOTW is doing well, so its double huzah from me!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I also hada good review from my peers, managers and clients
go us, pay rise in 2010!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Woo woo!
Congrats, that's groovy news! Hopefully I'll be getting a pay rise in April - gotta wait until the new financial year!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Greetings, young Flimmers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Hey hey!
How's it going?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Not too bad, thank you madam.
FACKIN busy at work, mind, I really must be off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Hahaha
bless, it seems everyone is like that at the mo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Your entry to this week's question is cracking
and daughter, who is scared of clowns herself the big freak, laughed at 'square in the McNuggets'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Well I am pleased I am there to help for others who suffer from THE FEAR!
I was rather proud of the 'McNuggets' I have to say! :)

*smugs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:15, Reply)

No. You had a hot dog.

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

not quite the same old son
and I made this with my own fair hands
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)

So like, a posh hot dog? an M&S sort of hot dog?!
Okay that I will allow. My sammich was bland so I'm a bit jealous.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

yeah, using proper sausages
decent bread rolls, good mustard and a freshly sliced red onion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I made an awesome jambalaya last night
with sausage, chicken and shrimp. It was all of the win.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:52, Reply)