I don't get in arguments.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mrs refuses to have a barny. Very frustrating. She won't rise to it.
I have to go to my nans and kick off with her instead.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I work in an office
So there are dem crazy females.

I can get into all kinds of arguments without even trying. For example, I was once busily doing whatever I do when Laura stormed into the office having been in the kitchen. "WHO KEEPS LEAVING THE CUPBOARD DOORS OPEN?"

Well it was me, when I reach for a tea bag I neither open or close the cupboard door, I merely slink my forearm in the gap. What difference does it makes? You're too short for it to band your head and being something like 25 degrees ajar it hardly looks offensive?

But yes, this slightly open cupboard caused outrage and I was beaten into submission. Really makes me wonder.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You should really shut cupboard doors.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Pah.
It wasn't even properly me anyway, someone else initially opened it - I merely didn't close it!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Yes you should
Some ladies have a habit of walking into them....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Loads of ladyfriends though!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I think I have more female friends than male friends.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

and you know what they say about chaps like THAT....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Massive cock?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I aint gay,
You're gay.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

so's your face

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Pfffffft!

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Sir! Sir! Monders has farted, sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I have been a bit flatulant today,
True story!

Monty, I read you were well busy today. WTF?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Unbelievably so, old bean....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Dreadfully sorry to hear that.
I too have been given work to do. One is not amused.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You are indeed.
However Kristine's reply was what I meant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

correct
I think fag hag is the term for that sort of female friend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I prefer 'fruit fly'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Haha never heard that one before.
*adds to Insultipedia*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Not this ^

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

This ^

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)