Why so?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Someone's pissed in her eyes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I'm not sure if that's gross or erotic.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Well, let me tell you it was erotic all the way.
*zips up*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I go away for five minutes
and look what happens!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:53, Reply)

To be honest I get that feeling about most porn so
*shrugs*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Your spirit remains

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

No one has ever pissed in my eyes right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Pissed, no

Jizzed, yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Oh come on now!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Thats exactly what you say when you want the jizz in your eyes.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It's althegeordie!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Yaaaaaay!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Ziggy Played Guitar!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Not in my fucking house he didn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

He waits until you leave for the day then he sneaks in
and calls Major Tom on your telephone.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Aha!
That explains the mystery calls on my phone bill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Welcome back Al

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

How are the individual chicken tikka sticks and lamb samosas?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

We've also got
mini toad-in-the-holes now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Those mini toads get bloody everywhere.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Brenda's riddled with em

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I love mini versions of big food
I was at a wake a while back and they had mini sausages sliced in half with mashed potato inside. It was fantastic.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

You eat more of them though
It's psychological or something
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I eat more anyway
I went on holiday for a week and I've put on 4 pounds. I'm a tubby cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

STOP IT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

A friend held a party for twenty people
entirely catered for with mini versions of regular food. Pizzas, hot dogs, tiny potato wedges, biscuits, cakes, portions of ice-cream. You name a party food, she did a mini version of it. It was fucking ace.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Thank you for comparing the wake of a good friend of mine
with a party where everyone had fun. I hope you feel really proud of yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I'm literally coming with pride.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I went to a party at the Virgin Records HQ once
where they had mini versions of everything. Burgers, bagels...loads of shit.

I pissed on Noel Gallagher's (suede) shoe and my mate fell in a pond.

That was a good night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)