I have decided that I am far more attractive than I thought I was.
There is nothing like walking along a beach full of semi-naked people to remind you that most of us have saggy and flabby bits hiding beneath our clothing. I have cheered up considerably as was threatened before my departure, (regardless of the cat poo I came back too). The highlight of the trip was nearly killing an old German couple with a wayward beach umbrella but they took it in good humour which was a nice.


How is everyone?
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:43, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All well here
just writing some course outlines for my new job which starts in September.

:D

Glad you had a good break. Did you find a toy boy?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Nope but my 20 year old sister is going out with a 42 year old Portugese/Italian Jazz trumpet player.
He looks like he's just walked out of the Goodfellas film.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

'jazz trumpet'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

?

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

It's rude

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Is it?
Haha!
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Penis

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

when in doubt assume she's talking about cock.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Ah yes.
I have to get back into the B3ta swing of innuendo.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Or Mary

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

'spunk trumpet' isn't it?
As in 'a bebop solo on the spunk trumpet'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Also jazz trumpet.
As in jazz mag.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Perhaps he has a son
or maybe a younger brother?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I don't like the swarthy type.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Not even if he has a good scrub?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

'a good scrub'
My mum thinks that most things are in need of this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Nah! they all remind me of Enrico Englasias.
It puts me off.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Maybe you should give one of them a try
You never know....

That said I only ever seem to date men with blue eyes - this hasn't been a conscious decision but the two (that I can remember) who were brown eyed were.....adventurous but not keepers.

So on that completely unscientific basis you should try swarthy types - a Latin lover.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I mostly go for swarthy types
They're great fun but they cost a fortune.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

The chap I dated before the currently illustrious gentleman
was swarthy and filthy.

We're still mates - he phones every so often and asks if I'm still seeing 'The Mountain Biker' which is very flattering.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

One of my swarthy exes asks for regular updates on my lovelife
And responds with things like "Gerrin!" and "Well with that crackin' pair, why wouldn't he!!"
Actually one of his compliments was a genuine boost. I kept it so I can look at it when I need to pluck up the guts to 'walk'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'm applying for a new job today/tomorrow.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Good luck!
Travelling up the corperate ladder?
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Up 1 band, if I get it.
still, it's 4k more.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I'm sure your effervescent personality will win them over.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

That and the fact everyone in the office loves me, and I'm awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

True.
Looks like it's a done deal.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Mine will pay half what I get currently
but double the hours, more responsibility yet less work as I've taught similar stuff at a higher level for the past two years.

And I'm not giving up the job I have currently - I am going to be a two job woman.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Hand and blow?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Arf!
and


*snigger*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Good luck!
New jobs FTW!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Thanks, unfortunatly it's within a deptment I don't think very highly of
so I'm trying to stop my application from coming accross as, "you're fucking shit, I'll sort it out and if I can't it won't be any worse"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

This is often a good tactic to take
at my interview I went in with the attitude that I was brilliant - they agreed with me.

I just have to ensure now that I never turn up for work with my skirt tucked in my knickers.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

That's something to live by.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Works for me

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Welcome back!
I'm good ta. Just found £15 quid in my washed jeans.
Totally intact!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

It's a good sign.
Life is looking rosy for both of us.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I reckon so
I hope so.
Come on, we're fine fillies and all is more than rosy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

This is good for you
but suggests your washing machine is not working terribly well...is the dirt also still intact?

Put a kitten in to find out.



OMG!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Entirely full of not only awesome but copious amounts of win too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

*winks*
Hi handsome.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Alright bubbles?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Bubbles?

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

*shrugs*
You seem fizzy today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Your question mark after the sentance confused me.
I am fizzy today. Busy and fizzy and sweet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Hurrah
That's always a nice feeling! :D

Sounds like you had a good trip!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Hey lady

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Bonjour!
How are you doing lovely?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I'm doing grrrrrrreat thanks Flims
How is your fizzy self?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Glad to hear it!
I’m good thank you, tired today but otherwise all hunky-dory! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Oh fine
you reply promptly to her
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm cock of this landing, bitch!
She knows what's good for her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Yeah
A good seeing to from that wonderful DiT
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha
Indeed
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

It's a lady thing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'd see your fucking "lady thing"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

OHH YEAAAHHH!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Someone called Sid James from another Engineering firm just rang me up.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Well I wondered where you had gone
I gave up on you al, I went to find lovin' elsewhere!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Greetings.
Sorry for your crapping all over your house when you were away. I won't do it again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Well at least you crapped in the bath and my wash basket.
You did try to keep it contained.


Any other little gifts I should worry about finding?
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

There may be....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I only had a cursory glance in my underwear drawer.
I may have to do a proper search tonight......with rubber gloves on.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I say!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:12, Reply)

While your here.
Assume the position.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

drawer
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

that's a lie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Rumbled.
I'm NOT sorry, and I WILL strike again.


I'm like a faecal version of the Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I was sat at a bar with my sister who is blacker than a coal scuttle, (she's Sri Lankan remember).
Up walked an African guy hawking crap sunglasses and as I was fed up with being accosted by them all the time I was somewhat rude in asking him to bog off. He accused me of being racist, saying I wouldn't talk to him because he was black ffs.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

You're so racist
You even hate your own sister. You said you don't mind her, but you wouldn't want her moving in next door to you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

That's my other sister.
So I am racist against numpties.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Numptielolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)