Nope but my 20 year old sister is going out with a 42 year old Portugese/Italian Jazz trumpet player.
He looks like he's just walked out of the Goodfellas film.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'jazz trumpet'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

?

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

It's rude

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Is it?
Haha!
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Penis

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

when in doubt assume she's talking about cock.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Ah yes.
I have to get back into the B3ta swing of innuendo.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Or Mary

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

'spunk trumpet' isn't it?
As in 'a bebop solo on the spunk trumpet'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Also jazz trumpet.
As in jazz mag.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Perhaps he has a son
or maybe a younger brother?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I don't like the swarthy type.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Not even if he has a good scrub?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

'a good scrub'
My mum thinks that most things are in need of this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Nah! they all remind me of Enrico Englasias.
It puts me off.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Maybe you should give one of them a try
You never know....

That said I only ever seem to date men with blue eyes - this hasn't been a conscious decision but the two (that I can remember) who were brown eyed were.....adventurous but not keepers.

So on that completely unscientific basis you should try swarthy types - a Latin lover.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I mostly go for swarthy types
They're great fun but they cost a fortune.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

The chap I dated before the currently illustrious gentleman
was swarthy and filthy.

We're still mates - he phones every so often and asks if I'm still seeing 'The Mountain Biker' which is very flattering.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

One of my swarthy exes asks for regular updates on my lovelife
And responds with things like "Gerrin!" and "Well with that crackin' pair, why wouldn't he!!"
Actually one of his compliments was a genuine boost. I kept it so I can look at it when I need to pluck up the guts to 'walk'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)