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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pain is driving me insane.
Opiates are stopping me going postal. Except they are using words like "catheter" now so I'm thinking of legging it out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Catheter will reduce the pain, but it'll be uncomfortable.
Haven't they broken them up yet?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)
No, because they now aren't sure if it's kidney stones or red degeneration of my fibroids
and I don't think they're allowed to do that blasty thing on pregnant women, mores the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)
The second option doesn't sound nice.
What does it mean?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:12, Reply)
The babies trying to scratch it's way out.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)
They have fingernails at a young age
so it's possible.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)
The baby competes with the big fibroids for blood supply.
Fibroids lose and start to disintegrate painfully. The term 'red degeneration' would make an awesome sci-fi or Russian Cold War movie.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Is that really what happens?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Aye, it can, though often it doesn't,
and the pain can trigger premature labour.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)
You keep taking them druhgz babe

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)
T-T-T-T-T-alking 'bout red degeneration

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I'm going to write that film
one day, oh yes, one day.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)
ewwwwww
this is what you look like on the inside
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Uterine_fibroids.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)
thanks for that
why the hell did i look at that while eating lunch.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:35, Reply)
What can I say?
I'm one sexy piece of skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)

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