You could show her piston_broke's video and bond over that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've never got through more than 8 seconds of that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I watched the whole thing.
It got worse.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I had to shut my eyes and think of your norks to get through it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

My norks have missed you and your attentions, Al.

( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

How could you get past the Awooga?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I am psychotic.

( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh no you didn't just make a joke about mentals did you? THATS NOT FUNNY!!!! UNNMMMGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
UUUUNNNNGGGHHHMMMMMHHHHHHMHHHMMMHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

NEITHER ARE JOKES ABOUT DEAD ZOMBIE MOTHERS GOING BOWLING.

( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's true
Especially when I remember that your brother is standing less than ten feet from me and is a lot bigger than me.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Lucky for you he is a b3tan...
although admittedly that doesn't stop some of the twats around here forgetting that this isn't fluffyandfuckingnice.com or perhaps onlyfunnywhenitisntaboutme.co.uk

Besides, Mum would have enjoyed your thoughtful and considered impression of her bowling in a zombie-like manner.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)

he says awooga?
yet another reason not to even try watching it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Is it still availible in good Video shops and internet places?`

I've never seen it and feel like part of my life has been unfufilled
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

WARNING DONT WATCH THIS
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Dear god.
I've never seen that before. I had to turn off a 1.24.

Is he a geography teacher?

Even I could do better than that and no one ever laughs at my jokes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

That was piston broke.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I know it's PB
But he reminds me of a geography teacher who's trying to hard to be down wid da kidz.

Taking the notes up on stage is a real no-no.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

stockholm syndrome
that is all
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'd stockholm your syndrome

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

What?
That makes no sense. It's a private joke between myself and Madam Poulet :P
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I do seem to remember though
that I was the only one laughing.


I did almost wet myself it was so funny. Even now I'm chuckling away at the thought of you with your Stockholm syndrome carried in a suitcase.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)