And took longer than Eric Bristow to reach greatness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He took longer than you to get bummed too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I never even got bummed that time on the camp bed in that hotel room
And I was CONVINCED it was going to happen that night
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

You got bummed in the alley by the kitchen entrance instead

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I pure didn't
I looked at the layout of the room and I thought "Oh no..."
So I said "Roy, don't bum me in the night and don't wake me up by singing Calle Ocho by Pitbull."
And he actually didn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:37, Reply)

If anyone sung that song to me at any time of day
I would think they were a twat. But I'd still let them bum you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:41, Reply)

that song
is the aural equivalent of getting bummed, raped, or bumraped.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I've been listening to this song a lot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGhQNUCdQLU&feature=channel

It's kind of annoying but also really fun, and the album is quite enjoyable too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:45, Reply)

this one is also a bit of an earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uDixD4tXXU
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Ooh. No.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:48, Reply)

She has another song that goes
"Hittin' on me, WHAT? You need a CAT-scan!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Yeah, she spells Dinosaur "D-I-N-O-S-A"
which is slightly irritating.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:49, Reply)

There is also a song about her wanting to bang her teacher

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Ew.
i saw her on Channel 4 and I think she was actually off her fucking head and drunk. Like, rotten and not messing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Did anyone bum her?
Only I heard if you get really drunk then sometime people put crisps in your pocket and sometimes they bum you too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Would you know about it in the morning
Or say... when you got on the train?
Oh my god I totally had the plops in Euston Station that morning.
Did you fucking bum me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Well, I don't want to spread any malicious rumours
but, you were sleeping next to Becky and she did rearrange your legs a bit as she said "you looked uncomfortable" so you know, I'm not saying she bummed you or anything, but, I think she might have bummed you a little bit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Oh if it was Becky I wouldn't mind
She's well sexy and her penis is, like t-i-n-y.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:04, Reply)

It's bloody not
it's at least twice as big as mine.

Unless of course mine is even more tiny?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:05, Reply)

*hand on shoulder*
Sorry Al...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:06, Reply)

But mrs al said it was a good size?
*cries*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Fuck off, it's massive
Trufact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Did Mrs Al tell you that too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Nah, DiT's mum did

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:31, Reply)

And that's a woman who knows a massive cock when she sees one
or feels it sliding up her back passage.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I fucking bet she does!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Ahhhh Bristow

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)