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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
how many slices?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:12,
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16 years ago)
4
with 2 sets of independent controls.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:20,
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the most aspirational of all toasters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:30,
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One of these days
I plan to invent a toaster with 56 buttons. Have not yet thought of what they'll all do, but I'd just love a toaster with lots of controls.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:34,
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would anybody like any...
...toast?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:39,
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Would you like a cheese and ham Breville?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:48,
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I had to get rid of my Breville.
Or else I would have been the size of a house and severely lacking in vitamins other than those you find in cheese and bread.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:50,
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Story of my life.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:52,
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Funnily enough, the make of my new toaster is Breville
I tried to find a link to it on the
Breville homepage, won't actually let me navigate anywhere, so
here's a link to it's Amazon page.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:01,
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Perhaps
one of the buttons could be the "Insert a dramatic pause in the toast-marketing mode".
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:49,
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