OH NO!!!
Agnostic Antichrist is on his way to hospital after running and somehow how fucking up his foot.

He is a flid.

Any other exciting Friday news?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:22, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's a flid
but we love the little scamp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'm beginning to suspect that we're the only people here

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Me me I'm sort of here

but I'm also over there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

*lurks behind SpikeyPickle's shoulder trying not to breath too heavily*

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

AH!
You scary cunt!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

HeheheHAHAHAHAHA!
Fear my scary cunt!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

it looks like Dave Lee Travis

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

*looks up Dave Lee Travis*
My god, it's even got the same pair of specs...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Why did you have to look up DLT?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

He's propably one of those gastly young people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

EWWWW!
Young people? We'll be having none of those around these parts. They'll be letting blacks in next.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Breathe heavily
I like that :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Can you feel it?
Can you feel it tickling the hairs on the back of your neck?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I can feel it in my crotch

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

We so are
So I reckon it's time for Skol and Bananarama.
And 20 Rothmans.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

*puts the Skol and Rothmans away but leaves Bananarama on*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a Skol and a Rothmans if you've still got them

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

*passes under table*
I don't want everyone taxing them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Got a light?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Swan Vestas

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Swan's on Vespas

now I'd pay to see that, especially if they were dressed as mods
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

and fighting geese dressed as rockers!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

And the swan ladies with assymetric hairdos!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:40, Reply)

ymetric hairdos

baby got BACK!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)

They're not swans
They're emo-emus
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I'm catching a flight at 5.45
Never flown since 2001. Also going by myself so there will be crazy stuff running through my head, being terrified of forgetting something.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Shil shill shill
EDIT I meant chill chill chill
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Don't forget your nail scissors

containers of liquid and pressurised canisters.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I'm off to Burlesque tonight
and I have steak for lunch. Oh, and I only have 8 more days of work! I'm like a little bundle of happy happy joy joy.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I hate you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Don't worry.
I won't tell you about the 5 weeks off until the next job starts. Besides, I have more than enough happy happy joy joy for the both of us.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Oh,
or the fact that I am in charge of buying beer for my soon to be ex-work, and I got in Flying Dog Doggie Style AND Delirium Tremens in time for me to drink loads before I go. :)
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm deliberately switching my phone off in an attempt to avoid txts and calls from a very desperate ex-bf who now has seen the light and "want's to give it another go xxxx".

In more boring Friday news - I have a large quantity of wine in my fridge thanks to my friends so I'm ducking out of the office in say... the time it takes me to finish writing this and log off - dashing off down the Central Line to home to get horredously muntered.
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)