I could actually do with some bumming this weekend.
I haven't had a proper poo in 4 days.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:38, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

AA would help
but he's currently in hospital due to being a flid.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Christ
It's been packed solid, better keep the dildo out of your dirtslot for a few days, help it loosen up. You'll be evacuating a few feet of dirty spine in no time at all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I know.
I went running last night as that usually gets things moving but nothing shifted. I plan on taking some senakot and staying in all day tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Have a coffee enema

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

have a can of Red Bull and smoke a ciggy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

This is what doctors suggest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I find marijuana to be an excellent laxative
So, pass the skins and the wet wipes please.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I concur
to the point that even starting to skin up will make me need a shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Sometimes I just need to get my tobacco tin
and I feel the urge.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:09, Reply)

In a similar way I find that if I need a pee

and get my house keys out before I reach the front door this hastens the urine.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I find a hot curry gets things moving
And if that doesn't work then try it in the other end
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)