Alright spastics
what are your weekend plans?

Enquiring minds want to know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:54, 148 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was planning on bumming your mrs and then your mum.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

my mrs is busy this weekend unfortuantely
you'll have to settle for just my mum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah, she's busy bumming me
you don't think she'd tell you what she's really up to do you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

good point
the devious cow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

ignore him
She's bumming me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Your mum!
sorry
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

sounds like my mum is going to be busy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Al will be having sloppy seconds

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

You're having the front door
I'm having the back door.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I sense a prolapse of some sort

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

If we alternate our thrusting
we should keep everything inside.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:05, Reply)

There are worse ways to spend a weekend, I suppose.
Remember the lube, though, otherwise you'll chaf after a few hours.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Admin Saturday
and tea ate the Connaught with the mrs on Sunday as it's good old valentines day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Daughter, bestie and I are going to Warwick Castle tomorrow
because she's never been to a castle and my mate and I are suckers for all that shit. I might walk on Sunday if the weather's dry. I might even *gasp* run!

What're you at?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

friend's birthday tonight so going to wagamamas
where I imagine we will be unable to get a table as there will be 10 of us.

hopefully going for a surf tomorrow.

amongst this stuff I will be getting really caned
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I could do with a big ol' session actually.
It's been a long time.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Me too
(NB this applies to the first sentence only)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

had some charis (sp?) last night
laughed.my.arse.off

great break from the normal green stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

charas - fucking LOVE it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

me too
seriously, we were all in hysterics. first time in ages I've recaptured that really nice giggly stoned feeling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I went to Wagabummers last Sunday
Lunch for two was £50 and mine was shit. Still, Kirin Ichiban is a nice beer so I consoled myself with that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

where do you live?
In response to the mention of surfing, not for stalking purposes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Exeter
tend to surf the North Devon coast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Work.
I'm trying not to think about it.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I'm planning on bummin..... Oh forget it!

( Peej, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

SpankyHanky?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Cleaning and maybe fit some bumming in somewhere.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You've got to be careful where you fit your bumming in
or you might end up having normal sex by accident, and nobody wants that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Never a frown, when you're potting the brown.
This weekend I may well be coerced into preparing some land for planting vegetables in, sorting out a reasonably big poly tunnel, for indoor vegetable growing as well and probably smoking myself into a marijuana fug as I have no money for booze.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

my pal has some bud called Amnesia.
Sounds encouraging, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

White Widow was always my favourite
but the best I ever smoked was the stuff I grew in the backgarden in Australia.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

You forget you''ve smoked any
then skin up, then forget again and eventually smoke the lot in one sitting, wondering why the bud is getting smaller and why you're lying on the floor.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Story of my life, that is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Doesn't sound so bad
Let's just skin up and forget about it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

God forbid I have normal sex.
*shudders*
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Tonight I'm getting high (with a side order of bumming,obv)
Tomorrow I'm going to a toddler's birthday party (more bumming there, of course), babysitting tomorrow night and on Sunday a momentous occasion is happening - it will be the first time any of my friends will have seen my daughter.

Babysitting again Sunday night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

This is an odd combination of weekend activities

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm an odd kinda guy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Lets see if it all goes smoothly this time.
*crosses fingers for Monty*
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Aw Mont, that's ace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)

UPDATE
All cancelled due to insanity.

Not seeing daughter at all, mother now saying if I want to I will have to go back to court. Heartbroken once again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Go see the gorgon,
Throw yourself down her stairs, phone for ambulance and police. Blame her, get her put away, take daughter job done.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 13 Feb 2010, 0:22, Reply)

Shopping, chores, drinking, pissing into shoes on webcam
Then tomorrow, maybe getting some shelves put up, definitely going out for a mate's 30th.
I'm trying to have a break from the bumming. I even refused some on my birthday!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Rock and Roll night tonight,
3 people are staying over at my flat, then dunno really probably nothing exciting.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

getting pissed
for my 23rd. Got a few mates coming down with beer and films. Airplane, blazing saddles, The Mask, Ace Ventura, Dumb & Dumber and we're going to drink whenever something silly happens.
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Sausages tonight.
I might even play on a Wii at some point. And then out in the forest for some cycling.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

cycling dogging
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

This is DiT not CHCB.
He's not into dogging. He just rapes people when they're drunk.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Who doesn't?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

when they're drunk
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Sausages are the best of the offal products.
I'm making lamb burgers and potato wedges. I may also play Wii, I've got 1300 points on table tennis at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

apparently the bastard you play when you get to 1500 points is really hard
I'm still fuming about being one pin off a perfect game on 100 pin bowling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Putting together the fabulous basketball hoop that Broadsword bought for me for my birthday.
And playing ball.
And getting drunk on valentines day, possibly playing ball when drunk.
Oh man it's gonna be ACE.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Oh no! you said the V word.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

yeah, I totally threw that out there
Random! rofflecopters
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Awww man
I hate valentines day, you've got no choice but to hang around with the person you're going to marry and you have to get them a card and then have a nice dinner and drink wine and then maybe get lucky at the end of the evening. It sucks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

yeah, just like any other night of the year, eh?
gosh it's so mundane I think I may get drunk and hurl obscenities at the other half and puke all down him so he won't try to get into my pants, yeah just to totally do something different
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

You should totally play ball in a cup

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

How do you feel about this song?
EDIT - that link didnt work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXEmHy6wZg&feature=related
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You're fuckin obsessed with her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I'm not
I wanted to ask Kristine about it yesterday but she wasn't around so you were a poor substitution. Kristine suggests awesome stuff for me to listen to. Some of it is about apple bottom jeans.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I had a shit 90s day yesterday
In fact I think I might have it again.
I don't even think Adam Rickett was the 90s but he's on my shit 90s playlist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I would never listen to shit stuff intentionally.
Especially not Adam Rickett.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Kavana?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6E4Cs2H-xE&feature=related
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Awww man
*sniff*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You need to get 'Miss Me, Kiss Me, Lick Me' by Cold Flamez

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I don't have any particular feeling about it, if it were playing in a club I reckon I would dance to it

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

i like that bit where she goes oh-woh-oh-woh-oh-oooooh
and her bike.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Alright mr!
My plans...

Tonight I'm drinking lots in 30 mins at a leaving do before running off for sausage and mash around a friends for tea.

Saturday involves being sold beautiful things from Temple Spa around a friends house whilst consuming my weight in nibbles and booze.

Sunday will involve sleeping it all off and watching some films!

Huzah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Will there be onion gravy?

I had sausage, mash, peas and onion gravy last night, it was wizard!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I hope so, I might just bring my own... just in case!!
How wizard was it? Did it shout IT'S CHRISTMASSSSSS at you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Mash mountain with embedded sausages
RAH!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Indeed
Its the future! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

How are you doing mrs?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'm coolio Julio!
My little nephew's having teen dramz, but he'll be ok and in general I'm a happy bunny.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:48, Reply)

She's been dissing the Saturdays to their face.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Hahahaha who told you that?
It was a minging coat, people need to know this!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Your friend the pole dancer commented on DiT's facebook status
I think it sounds hilarious.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Hahaha oh dear!
Well, it was the one that was on Never Mind the Buzzcocks as a guest, not Frankie but the one with no sense of humour! Its all okay though because the blonde one laughed and no-one got punched, it wasn't Girls Aloud!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I think I've met that poledancer.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You have indeed that's Charlie
Al has also met her twice now so I'm suprised he can't recall her name...

*tuts*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

He's a little slow.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Must be all the bumming
its jiggled his mind loose
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

he's got sperm in his brain.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Hahaha
Too true
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I know her name
but I thought I would be diplomatic and not mention it on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Ah being diplomatics for diplomas
I am neither of those things!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Aww no what are the dramas?
I'm super, thanks for asking! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I think he;s a B3tan male int he making bless him.
No disrespect to your hubs, I mean the stereotypical b3tan male thing.
Unpopular, autizzums, lies etc.
he'll be reet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Awww bless
Maybe you should introduce him to B3ta so he can be around his own kind! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I can't wait til he's old enough to get involved round here!
he'll soon realise he's not alone haha.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Hehe bless 'im

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Beano style

i triued this last night, but was apparently being childish.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

That's not childish
that's the only way to eat sauasge and mash - who on earth were you eating with? They clearly don't know the sausage and mash rules, puh, bloody losers!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Total losers
One of my best times with my best friend was when we were living together like Laverne and Shirley and she made a Beano mash mountain.
When she moved out she let me keep the masher.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Did she bum you with it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Yes <3

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Hehehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I could actually do with some bumming this weekend.
I haven't had a proper poo in 4 days.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:38, Reply)

AA would help
but he's currently in hospital due to being a flid.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Christ
It's been packed solid, better keep the dildo out of your dirtslot for a few days, help it loosen up. You'll be evacuating a few feet of dirty spine in no time at all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I know.
I went running last night as that usually gets things moving but nothing shifted. I plan on taking some senakot and staying in all day tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Have a coffee enema

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

have a can of Red Bull and smoke a ciggy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

This is what doctors suggest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I find marijuana to be an excellent laxative
So, pass the skins and the wet wipes please.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I concur
to the point that even starting to skin up will make me need a shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Sometimes I just need to get my tobacco tin
and I feel the urge.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:09, Reply)

In a similar way I find that if I need a pee

and get my house keys out before I reach the front door this hastens the urine.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I find a hot curry gets things moving
And if that doesn't work then try it in the other end
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Quiet one tonight
Pop into the pub the bird I'm trying to nab works at, pick up my mp3 player off her (left it round hers a few days back), few drinks with her before I come back here (alone, unfortunately), watch a couple DVDs with a bottle of Pinot and hit the hay.

Tomorrow I'm out for eleven and am being dragged round Byker (I've already checked and no, unfortunately, the cast of the Grove are nowhere to be found) by a mate for an all day and night session for the Newcastle game. Looking forward to it, although all I'll get is non stop flak off everyone because of my charming SE London accent. The swines.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

If it helps
I have a colleague wot hails from Toon, like, and I do love to take the piss out of her accent.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Fook off, reet?
Or ah'll fooking knack ye.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Most of them I can understand
But there's a few from Low Fell in Gateshead and I haven't a danny about anything that comes out their mouths. Although it's the same for them with me, it feels like I'm speaking French half the time the amount people that go "what?" after I say something.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Dont worry about it
Even I have trouble understanding a lot of the locals, and I've lived in this neck of the woods for over 20 years.

If I'm with non-northern types I usually try to reign in my accent. Not that I think it's particularly broad in the first place!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Just the usual wondering where it all went wrong
Food shopping
Haircut
Gardening
Left 4 Dead II
Remorse
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Woo Left 4 Dead II

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Yes, I shall be in AK Fourty-Heaven
the M16 is awesome for crowd control, but the AK really messes up the tank
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I may see if the boys want to play online on Sunday
Saturday is going to be really girly so I think I'll probably want to shoot something on Sunday... I haven't used the AK yet... I may investigate this!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)

It's my favourite weapon
it doesnt have the rate of fire that the M16 has, but the M16 is pretty weak against the tank.

I play offline co-op with a mate, he usually goes for the M16 and I have the AK47, it's a good mixture.

When you kill a zombie in a HASMAT suit, listen out for the sound of the suit deflating, it's a nice little touch.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Hahaha I will listen out next time, I've missed that
usually because I have someone screaming in my ear on the headset.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

There are some brilliant things like that
Melee punch (left trigger) a clown in the face to honk his nose. Do it 10 times to get the "Cl0wned" acheivement.

Hit a tank with a bile bomb and he will turn purple and be attacked by normal zombies.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Oooooh the tank one sounds cool!
I'll check and see if DiT knows about the clowned achievement, he likes his gamerpoints! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Loud one tonight
Gig in Central Londinium with three other bands about whom I know absolutely nothing. It's our first gig with a new promoter so hopefully we'll manage a slightly tighter performance than last time and my vocals won't sound like the plastic dog off the fucking Churchill advert.

Saturday my housemate and I have to find something to do as the other two we live with want a V-word evening in together. Off to the pub, methinks.

Still, alas no bumming for me this weekend.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Vagina?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Possibly
All I know is they want us out of the house so they can get up to something "romantic"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:09, Reply)

get up to something "romantic" rifle through your underwear drawer
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Hmmm
That would explain the teeth-marks...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

*Deep breath*
Flying to Aberdeen tonight
Sesh
Hair Cut first thing
Wee jam with former band till noon
Going to see Aberdeen Vs Celtic
All day sesh
Long lie Sunday
Valentines Dinner at posh restaurant
Ocean Colour Scene LIVE on Monday
Fly home Tuesday.

Roll on 5pm!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Ocean Colour Scene

Are they being supported by Dodgy and Kula Shaker?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Mansun

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Lush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Marion

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I like Mansun

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I like breasts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Do you like my breasts?
My nipples are pierced if that helps you decide
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

*turns on electro magnet*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)

They're alright I suppose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Would you like to touch them?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

No, you know why?
They look like my dad's nipples.
I just can't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Just close your eyes
and feel the nippley goodness x
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

*bwaaawk*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Haha, well said
but still, should be a larf.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Agnostic Antichrist
He's broken his foot, has his leg in plaster and lovely pair of crutches.

I'm guessing he won't be doing much this weekend.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)

You SAID you'd ruin his romance.
You pushed him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

HA!
I'm at work, therefore completely innocent.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)