How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What did the bassist get on his IQ test?

Drool.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:53, Reply)

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information in to a drum machine once.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.

And he wants to just stand there and let the rest of the world revolve around him.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. There's a machine for doing that these days.
( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I like the singer jokes
I'm sad though that in my new band I'm the singer and not the guitarist :(
( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Hey man...
...you should ditch those guys and go solo. They are holding you back.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

now you put it like that
it's so obvious
( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

What you need is a good manager.
Of course I used to do a bit years back but those days are long gone.

My - what a pretty mouth you have.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

you jest
but I do have a lovely mouth.
( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'm about to take up position as guitarist in a new band.

I'm daunted.

I've been drumming for nearly 15 years and have been 'meddling' with guitar even longer. Not sure I can pull it off in a band situation...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

MTFU.
Of course you can - Brian May has been playing for decades and he is shite.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

When you put it like that...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

If you ever need a motivational speaker...
...i'm yer boy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. one to change the bulb and the other to say he could do it better.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)