I bought my flat off a pair of French benders
who had obviously seen a 'paint effect' demonstrated on TV: this involved painting each room in the flat in a different (vile) colour, and then stabbing a gloss-covered brush every few inches all over the walls. Everywhere.

Proof that not all shirters have a flair for interiors.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i suspect if I ever own a house
this kind of thing will happen. I had bad ideas and then carry them out with even less skill
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I thought shirters excelled in home decor.
Also flouncing and bumming.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well, you'd know.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Morning cuntybollocks!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Ugh, too loud
Morning.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

RAH!
Wake up!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

No.
I only went to bed at 1, what's wrong with me?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

You're a massive failure?
How's the foot, luv?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:42, Reply)

That is rather true
The pub quiz was funny last night, half the people complained it was too hard, bunch of girls.

My foot is ok, a glass landed on it last night, not the most pleasant experience of my life. Was rather drunk though, so wasn't bothered.

You?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm supa dupa fly, youngstuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)