Ah, that's not how it was meant
the guy was being a bit weird and stalker-y to that other girl, I just wanted to tip him over the edge into the realms of full-blown internet weirdom. Apologies for any offence caused, particularly if she actually does get a photo of his cock in her mailbox
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She'd fucking love it.
Maybe.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Then everybody's happy
where did that thing go? Somebody wrote something and I replied to it, but now it's gone?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

They'll have deleted it, I reckon.
This has confused me on many occasions.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

buggeration
somebody said that I should ignore you, I clicked 'I like this' and everything
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

WHO SAID THAT I SHOULD BE IGNORED?
I'm excellent online, me.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'm all about polar opposites today.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Again, that was me.
Don't ignore DiT, he's the backbone of our entire civilisation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

then why the deletion?
are you trying to ruin my first proper day here? Are you?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It didn't work as well as I'd hoped
and he got in before me. If I delete I try to delete really quickly so noone notices.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Fucking spot on.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I can assure you
That my cock is going nowhere. I opened up the thread as a joke. That being the point of the board... no?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

No
no jokes here. You disgust me. I'm so angry I could almost crush a paper cup
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

YOU MUSN'T
if you do they'll have to chop down another rainforest to make more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I think we're being frowned upon
for posting too much and trying too hard to be 'humourous', let's just let them have their little wobble and we'll all get over it with handjobs and viennetta
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

post as much as you like
you're right about the trying too hard bit though

vienetta and handjobs however, are exactly the language you need to be speaking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

got a bit carried away with myself there
this whole being new thing is a little terrifying if I'm honest
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

What?
We can't have people posting whatever they like whenever they like. What do you think this is? A democracy?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

good point
YOU WILL SAY NOTHING!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

It's a slippery slope
Before you know it people will be talking about football.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I enjoyed it while it lasted
(Did you see Rooney stamping on that other player last night? Scandalous)
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Surely
the two in combination would be counter-productive?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

you have a lot to learn my boy!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'm not asking you to teach me
However nicely you ask
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I wasn't offering
I'm not a good teacher. no patience
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)