WHAT THE FUCK!
I LOL'd, I must say.
My inbox remains cock-free...

I feel special now. I've been away all morning and there's a full-scale Cock-gate going on upon my return!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you've already got mine...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Ssshhh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You have men fighting over you.......................ON THE INTERNET.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

over
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I've made it, BGB, I've finally made it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

They'll have to get past me first.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

No chance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

What exactly does getting past you constitute?
Cos I'm not particularly agile
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

THIS WAS ALL HIS IDEA
Sending people pictures of my cock is more of a third date thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You suave bastard!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Pfffft
apologies to you, roota, and anyone else who doesn't want me encouraging cock photos online
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Busted
I am absolved of blame and accusations of sex-pestery

IN MY MIND
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I couldn't give a shite
I'll award marks for originality though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

You mean like dressing up one's cock
like some kind of filthy cockpuppet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

unless you are referring to Bert
then that has already been done. you will never top Hitlercock
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

The name suggests
that I'd be better off not trying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

you'd be right there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

It was bound to happen eventually

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

small office lol
at the remeberance of "Knitler"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yes
Or maybe putting scenery along it and making it look like the arizona dessert
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Arizona dessert?
Like some hideous cock cheesecake? In Arizona?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Aw balls!
I really try to never make that mistake.
Dessert it is. Points for cheesecake. But not knobcheese, please.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Ah
Mascarpone is expensive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Pffft.
Cock done up like a Joshua Tree. Ooops, that would be Bono.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

ten points

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)