Does anyone remember Jamie and his Magic Torch?
That were skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:24, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*puts hand up*
I chatted to a young man called Jamie on a dating site a while ago. I asked him if he had a magic torch and he thought I was being rude.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

If he'd been a bit older
he'd have understood. That's a problem you're going to encounter with toy boys.

Just hope you don't meet one called Chorlton.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yes
And the tune. Jamie. Jamie. Jamie and the Magic Torch, etc.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

yeah you remember hahahaha and aaahahahaha phew that was ace
put me in stitches hahaha
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Was it a fleshlight?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

GET IN!!
"Roit marster Jamie!"
Skill use of skill.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I thank you
*Exaggerated 80's bow*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

*waves*
Alright Roota!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

How did your T-Shirt work out?

I have no idea what anyone is talking about in here so I need to change direction...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Haha fair enough
My tee is all different kinds of ace thank you! I put it on last night and ran around the house grinning like the fool that I am! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

FLIM-FLAM!
*mwah*
How are you petal?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

*flutters*
I'm super thank you mrs!

How are you doing?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I'm jolly jolly good, kidda!
i've been helping the public and enjoying it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oooh what have you been helping the public with?
Crossing the road?
Carrying shopping?

You good samaritan you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

No, silleh!
I've been doing my first official week of shifts on the 'deli counter' and it's been going really well. I'm treating it like being a barmaid, but instead of serving booze, I am serving information :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Ah I seeeeee
Well done mrs, can I have a pint of info then please guv?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Get this down your gregory peck!
*encyclopedia britannica*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I remember Bill and Ben.
When they were proper puppets wiv strings an that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Was that like
Sparky and his Magic Piano?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

meh
wasn't a patch on Jayce and the wheeled warriors
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

POINTS FOR THAT MAN/WOMAN
Haven't looked up your profile yet, sorry. But quality rememberance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

His dog
was called Wordsworth, wasn't it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Indeed he was!
And he spoke 'oo-arr'. Like Vipros.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:03, Reply)