Its not dying. Why do people always say its dying?!
Some of the regs are just busy at the mo, they’ll be back, they always come back…

‘We all float down here, you will too’
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

aaargh
I was just discussing It with a friend of mine this morning. Stupid bloody headfuck of a book
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:31, Reply)

It’s a wicked book,
back in the days when Stephen King was scary… not now, he’s running low on ideas.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

It's the only one of his I ever read
my mate is a massive fan, but I'll never have to suffer reading through the likes of his recent work
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Well if you ever feel the urge I would recommend reading
Carrie, The Shining (much freakier than the film) and Rose Madder (which is one of my fave books of all time).

Yes don't ever read Cell... I can never get that time back. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:39, Reply)

suggestions noted
and disregarded

*goes back to spinning in circles wearing a helicopter hat and going 'wheeee!'*
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Crack on
banana head, crack on
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

It's like a lamp
that's haunted and attcks people oooOOoooooHH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Hehe
Whenever I hear about Stephen King I think of that Family Guy clip, it makes me chuckle.

I think Brian drives over Dean Koontz in a episode too doesn't he!? Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:51, Reply)

"are you Stephen King?"
'no, I'm Dean Koontz"

and then he reverses and drives over him again
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Hehe that's it
Aww poor Dean Koontz.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

indeed
though the 'tache must be new (or an old source pic).

most of the books of his I have (and there are a lot) show him tacheless
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Pffffft
that's almost as bad as when I read one of Clive Barker's Books of Blood, I'd have been more scared if I'd been rubbing marshmallows on my cock and dancing in a bathtub full of gravy
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Whilst some of Clive Barker's stuff is genius,
there's a lot that's just an excuse for him to write about bumming ghosts/demons/werewolves/aliens/whatever. He like bumming A LOT.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

thats just a regular Friday night for you is not?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Nope
I can't afford that much gravy :C
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

oh well - you could try a sink-full instead

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

What an utterly preposterous suggestion
how am I supposed to dance in a sink?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

like a midget would
or do the robot
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm going to get gravy all over my toothbrush

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Wha? no-one did the tap dancer line.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

let's not forget it's Thursday
and some idiots will be pressing wearing out the F5 button in a little while waiting for a new question to appear
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:39, Reply)

That is also a very valid point

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)