Pffffft
that's almost as bad as when I read one of Clive Barker's Books of Blood, I'd have been more scared if I'd been rubbing marshmallows on my cock and dancing in a bathtub full of gravy
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whilst some of Clive Barker's stuff is genius,
there's a lot that's just an excuse for him to write about bumming ghosts/demons/werewolves/aliens/whatever. He like bumming A LOT.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

thats just a regular Friday night for you is not?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Nope
I can't afford that much gravy :C
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

oh well - you could try a sink-full instead

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

What an utterly preposterous suggestion
how am I supposed to dance in a sink?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

like a midget would
or do the robot
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm going to get gravy all over my toothbrush

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Wha? no-one did the tap dancer line.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)