This great, it's like you're turning into me while I'm away

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

but less funny
much less funny

and you're not particularly funny. apart from the 7 point plan
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Well you're not particularly smug.
Apart from your stupid hob breaking child abusing croissant hoovering beardy face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

where did the hoovering bit come from?
I am smug though. and that is because I have things to be smug about. I don't see that as much of a problem.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Boys, boys...
When will you cease this trading of insults and just admit that you're in love with each other? The internet isn't fooled by any of it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Man on man love is a wonderous thing.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

You forgot limping

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Why does he limp?
Did someone kick him in the cock?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

someone threw a glass bottle out of a car window
and it hit me in the knee

incredibly painful at the time, but with strangely little after effects
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

That sounds really shit
were they aiming at you in particular, or just any random passer by?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

random passerby I assume
some chavved up hatchback, doing about 40 or so.

fucking agony, I've never nearly thrown up from pain before
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

stop it
you're killing me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, Reply)

can't think of a better reason to carry on talking about it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, Reply)

What sort of bottle was it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)

can't give you specifics
green glass, bigger than a 330ml beer bottle, but not as big as a wine bottle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Hmmmmm
I'm afraid I'm not able to offer any further advice in this matter since I don't have sufficient details, but I can't help thinking that if you somehow had a wife and child, the ability to build your own house and a burgeoning dependence on alcohol things would somehow be better for you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

you know, I get the feeling you are right
if only there was some kind of plan to follow....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Someone threw a bottle out of a car
*sniggers* The more I think about it the funnier it is
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)