If only there was some way of getting technical information off the internet.
If only someone built an engine that somehow searched the internet. You could call it a "search engine" couldn't you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cheers for that.
I just end with sites that either try to sell me an iMac or a freesat box.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

So, you aren't technically minded enough to use google
to obtain the information you need, but you think you're going to understand a reply on here?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Alright Al
I've never understood this 'technical advice' link to OT. Do we have many technical gurus on OT? If so I have a technical question. What would win in a fight... an iPhone or a Palm Pre?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I think your mum would wade in and break it up before it got serious
and then she'd give them a clip round the ear and send them both home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Its possible
But she’s broken her arm at the moment so she’s too delicate to stop fights!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Oh no!
What happened? Interesting sex game or unfortunate accident?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Seeing as it happened in Dorset and you're all the way away in Landaaan there were no sex games
she slipped on the decking and broke her arm and cracked a few ribs... then the dog jumped on her... good times
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Ow, that sounds really nasty
decking is an absolute nightmare when it gets even slightly wet, I really curse Alan Titschmarch and Charlie Dimmock for making it so popular.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Also, I would say to wish her get well soon, but I doubt she remembers who I am
so that might be a bit weird.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Hahaha bless
I'm sure she'll remember you from the house move, I'll tell her about your well-wishing... minus the sex games question.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Yup decking is evil
The whole thing was daft as she is always on at me about the decking at mine and DiTs flat 'watch that decking' etc, then she falls over on her own... bless her.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Yeah, you could try
this source.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Or you could try
this sauce
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Or you could try
this horse
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Or you could try
This course
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)