Ok you lovely techy folks, I be wanting your assistance.
I would like to know how I can get a freesat box to plug into my iMac (the computer, not the hair remover).
Many thanks in advance.

Alternatively, is corned beef and pickle the best sandwich filling ever?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:51, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If only there was some way of getting technical information off the internet.
If only someone built an engine that somehow searched the internet. You could call it a "search engine" couldn't you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Cheers for that.
I just end with sites that either try to sell me an iMac or a freesat box.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

So, you aren't technically minded enough to use google
to obtain the information you need, but you think you're going to understand a reply on here?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Alright Al
I've never understood this 'technical advice' link to OT. Do we have many technical gurus on OT? If so I have a technical question. What would win in a fight... an iPhone or a Palm Pre?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I think your mum would wade in and break it up before it got serious
and then she'd give them a clip round the ear and send them both home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Its possible
But she’s broken her arm at the moment so she’s too delicate to stop fights!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Oh no!
What happened? Interesting sex game or unfortunate accident?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Seeing as it happened in Dorset and you're all the way away in Landaaan there were no sex games
she slipped on the decking and broke her arm and cracked a few ribs... then the dog jumped on her... good times
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Ow, that sounds really nasty
decking is an absolute nightmare when it gets even slightly wet, I really curse Alan Titschmarch and Charlie Dimmock for making it so popular.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Also, I would say to wish her get well soon, but I doubt she remembers who I am
so that might be a bit weird.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Hahaha bless
I'm sure she'll remember you from the house move, I'll tell her about your well-wishing... minus the sex games question.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Yup decking is evil
The whole thing was daft as she is always on at me about the decking at mine and DiTs flat 'watch that decking' etc, then she falls over on her own... bless her.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Yeah, you could try
this source.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Or you could try
this sauce
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Or you could try
this horse
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Or you could try
This course
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Simply drill a hole the right shape in the side of the iMac and plug the box in. Duh.
Corned beef and pickle? No.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Hot salt beef, English mustard and gherkin on rye bread.

Also, Freesat is for shirters.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Freesat is for shirters eh?
You'd know I guess!

Mwahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

*withering stare*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

stare erection
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I must I confess was ever so slightly tumescent
at the thought of a hot salt beef sandwich. Brick Lane's Beigel Bake serves a mind-boggling good example of said sarnie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I've had them, they are superb

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It's a short walk from my house.
A mightier hangover cure I have yet to discover.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I wish I could move it closer to my house
as I wouldn't want to live down there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I used to live within walking distance and nommed so many beigels.
Now I'm back in the West Country and there isn't a Jew for miles.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

When I was in Finsbury Park
I walked past The Happening Bagel Bakery every day on my way to work. So, so good. I think that's why I got all fat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I suppose that's a consolation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Pickle is the King of Condiments
But corned beef can fuck off. Cheese - a good, sharp cheddar - and maybe some salami.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Corned beef is EVIL
It gives me a sore throat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

corned beef swallowing jizz after deep throating
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

asking him out would make corned beef taste lovely.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Surely the jizz would sooth?
Surely the deep-throating itself would be the cause of the sore throat?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

But you know you prefer the jizz in your eyes
and I wouldn't want you to stop deep throating.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Piss off Al!
I'm off to a meeting.
^feel free to use strike creatively
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You have to take it out the tin first.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Haha sod off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Damn
I should've said that I'm a girl with breasts.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)