Oh I had a reet laugh
She leaves a mess though, so I had to tidy all up before I could relax.

Did you get much done last night? My spare bed would be the best bed ever with a new mattress. It's kingsize, mofos.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning, rooty
Oh, afternoon apparantly.
Just off to walk the dawg and get some winter sunshine and cold fresh air.
Put the kettle on in about an hour.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Eh up!
I'm wondering if I should take advantage of the nice weather and have a walk, but naaaah!
Kettle will be on, Polly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You should take advantage of teh nice weather
and ask him out.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Hiya Al!
Who says I didn't, eh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Did you?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Aw shucks Al, maybe.
How are you? Really how are you?
I actually mean it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I'm good, I ran 5K in 30mins and 22 secs today.
I've just had beans on toast. You totally didn't ask him did you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Oh em gee, you've made me totally decide to have beans on toast right now.
I take it that running is very good then? I do not run. Ever. Unless I'm scared of something.
I kind of did but I shall not discuss it any further in the public arena. Please respect the privacy of my wife and children
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It's my fastest time so far
So i'm pleased. I put Reggae Reggae ketchup in the beans. They were awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Reggae Reggae ketchup?
Is there no end to this range?
Does he make Reggae Reggae piles cream too?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

That would be he best pile cream ever.
www.reggae-reggae.co.uk/
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Not if it's
Brown Stew...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I would hope it has masses of scotch bonnet chillies in it.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Wrong

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

But so right

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I got nowt done!
I had bottles of wine and pissed about on the net. I'm awesome at procrastinating.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:17, Reply)

There's no way you're better at that than me.
No way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I'd insist on a competition
But I've got something else on.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Hahah
You're probably lying to buy yourself time for procrastination. VICIOUS CYCLE!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Guilty as charged!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)