I have a nice cup of tea and some chocolate hobnobs
hows your weekend starting?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 10:53, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tea and daughter's home-made multi-coloured Smartie cookies.
Win.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

win indeed
is your daughter a good cook?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Brilliant for her age.
I'm training her well so she knows how to cook all my favourite dishes for when I get old.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

planning for the future eh?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I used to be a Scout.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Me too
I got kicked out
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

did your bumhole get too slack?

( weaver., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

nah,
apparently your meant to start fires by rubbing sticks together not mixing potassium permanganate and glucose on top of magnesium shaving as and bursting bags of pine needles over them.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

not bad
not been killed by axe murderers, out soon for more fun

jealous of your biscuits, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

It was those or cookies
at the corner shop this morning
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Also
every day I don't wake up on fire is a good start
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Tea, kit-kat, football manager, and listening to music
doesn't get more relaxing for me!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

fresh coffee fresh croissants fresh pants

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:52, Reply)

brilliant
any fresh prince?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

if its not a cartoon its not welcome on a saturday ta

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

alright rosie

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

alright al

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Powerpoint, and no Irn-Bru
This weekend has not got off to a good start.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

But Powerpoint is awesome

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure about this.

( Cawl, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Woooo!
You're still alive! How's your ranger hat?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

It's awesome.
I just got back from my week of training in the exciting metropolis that is Falkirk.
Trying to find somewhere I can buy a toad from.
( Cawl, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

you mean you didn't get one in Falkirk
they'd have come with you for free there
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Falkirk == dump
I used to live there. I don't care if they've got a wheel now, it should still be burned to the ground.
( djtrialprice, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Started with a hangover
But up bright and early as I've got a new mattress being delivered.
Then off to my best friend's brand new flat for beer and meet his girlfriend. They've only been together 7 months...
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

My mate's gone home
My house is clean and tidy, I have a day of leisure ahead.
Have to pop out to hand over a birthday present and duck out of a birthday pubcrawl, then hopefully a night to myself.
Sorted!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Hey Roota!
Did you have a good evening with your mate?

My new matress has arrived and it's soooo comfy :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Oh I had a reet laugh
She leaves a mess though, so I had to tidy all up before I could relax.

Did you get much done last night? My spare bed would be the best bed ever with a new mattress. It's kingsize, mofos.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Morning, rooty
Oh, afternoon apparantly.
Just off to walk the dawg and get some winter sunshine and cold fresh air.
Put the kettle on in about an hour.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Eh up!
I'm wondering if I should take advantage of the nice weather and have a walk, but naaaah!
Kettle will be on, Polly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You should take advantage of teh nice weather
and ask him out.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Hiya Al!
Who says I didn't, eh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Did you?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Aw shucks Al, maybe.
How are you? Really how are you?
I actually mean it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I'm good, I ran 5K in 30mins and 22 secs today.
I've just had beans on toast. You totally didn't ask him did you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Oh em gee, you've made me totally decide to have beans on toast right now.
I take it that running is very good then? I do not run. Ever. Unless I'm scared of something.
I kind of did but I shall not discuss it any further in the public arena. Please respect the privacy of my wife and children
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It's my fastest time so far
So i'm pleased. I put Reggae Reggae ketchup in the beans. They were awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Reggae Reggae ketchup?
Is there no end to this range?
Does he make Reggae Reggae piles cream too?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

That would be he best pile cream ever.
www.reggae-reggae.co.uk/
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Not if it's
Brown Stew...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I would hope it has masses of scotch bonnet chillies in it.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Wrong

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

But so right

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I got nowt done!
I had bottles of wine and pissed about on the net. I'm awesome at procrastinating.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:17, Reply)

There's no way you're better at that than me.
No way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I'd insist on a competition
But I've got something else on.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Hahah
You're probably lying to buy yourself time for procrastination. VICIOUS CYCLE!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Guilty as charged!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Afternoon to you all ;-)
Woke up with a Peroni hangover, dropped weeblaireau off at my sister's (after necking a mug of espresso, 2 ibuprofen and 2 paracetomol), did the shopping whilst the haze cleared then came home and went back to bed with mrsblaireau and had a whole bunch of the most amazing shagness I have ever experienced!
SMUGS
have just had a lovely krakowska and rocket sarny (on wholemeal) and a cup of lady grey whilst listening to ogden's nut gone flake, singing along speshully to afterglow of your love.
The sun is shining, just about to undercoat some shelves.
TODAY IS FANTASTIC!
and the pork rendang I made last night for tea tonight is way too spicey.
GET ON!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Still drinking then. Good work.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:36, Reply)

If at first you don't succeed...
Then say "fuck it" and try again!
Had about 8 pints last night, no wine or spirits.
For me that is a step forward ;-)
And it was my first drink in days...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Yes alcoholism is definitely best addressed with smileys.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Well I gotta agree wid ya there ;-)
No point in being miserable about it.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)