All this talk of suicide leaves me with one very important question:
What are you going to leave me in your will?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:28, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've still got an action man figure stuck up there

Oh sorry, I thought you said willy
( broadsword, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Hrm
A lingering sense of unease about mannequins.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

A poo.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

gonorrhea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

With a side order of rubella?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

and a garnish of haemarrhoids

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Mmmmmm, sweetcorny

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Don't forget the MRSA
always good for a laugh
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

A facebook invite

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

to the group "I bet this decaying corpse can get more fans than da man wot frew boiling water on dat bloke wot abused Babby P (4eva in are harts and wif der angles)"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Alternate name
If you join this group, you're more retarded than a squirrel on crack. This is Cyril the Squirrel. He's a paedophile. Cyril feels bad for his time spent in the fleshy folds of children, but he just can't help himself. It's an illness, not a crime.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

My body.
I know you like it when they don't fight back.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

A book of my poemz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Tell us one of your poemz

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

no man
They're private and special and stop me from doing bad things.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Like sharing amateur poetry on the internet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yes
I haven't writed a POME since I was 16.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)