I'm absolutely boss, me :(
I can: whistle, make panna cotta, make cushions, sing, do impersonations, read tarot cards, make Latvians laugh, touch men's hair at gigs without them noticing, get stains out, magic money out of nowhere, and do that dance where you grab one leg behind you and thrusty hop.

I could go on.

What good are you?? Eh??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wish I'd known you when I had long hair
I can write computer programs, write songs, play the guitar, play football, dance to Erasure with no shame and Single Ladies by Beyonce now too :(, shout very loudly, get indignant at people questioning my nationality, drive very fast, magic money from my wallet *into* nowhere, get stains in, remember every line of comedy dialogue I've ever heard, hug strangers. And I'm the absolute best online seducer in the world one cock gaz coming right up
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Maybe you did and maybe I touched your hair but you didn't notice.
Single Ladies??
I once walked along the street making a sandwich, gave it to a passing stranger and told him to have a word with himself when he moaned at the lack of butter.
I only hug strangers if they're dressed as Pudsey or Spot or whatnot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

She's got a cracking arse too
especially when you've crumbled frazzles over it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Thanks, Al
Keep on and I might be in here...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Oh you are anyway
he's a massive slag
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Oh sod that then
I can't be doing with slags.
I want a nice girl I can take home to Papa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

well you can take home that bloke you were asking out
the other day :P
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I will
He's no slag.
My dad wouldn't even NEED his shotgun.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I find it hard
to argue against this :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

There there
I'll console you properly at Donnington
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

cheers dude
you'll wipe my salty tears away
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Actually
I'm thinking we should just be friends. Would you like to go see the opera instead of receiving an ilicit gaz?
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Fine, sod off you slag
*take opera tickets and takes Nana instead*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)