Doesn't matter.
I'm an average looking guy. I'm not fat but I'm not athletic, and never will be. My hair is starting to thin. I have enough money to live comfortably, but not extravagantly. I drive a Nissan Altima. Think I can get the hot girls to look at me?

Not that it really matters, though. My fiancee is happy with me as I am. Thank god she got to know me through email first. Face to face she probably wouldn't have thought twice about me.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's where you're going wrong.
Honda Accords get the ladies.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

That must be it.
I chose the wrong Japanese car manufacturer.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:24, Reply)

It's an easy mistake to make.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Many years ago
I was waiting in McDonalds in Uxbridge with a mate. In front were two young girls. One said "I'd do anything to get a bloke with a Cosworth"
This was her dream car, and it didn't matter who was driving it.

I was driving a Vauxhall at the time, and kept very quiet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I think
that any girl who decides whether they'd go with a guy based on the car he drives deserves whatever asswad she gets.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

She probably got a council flat out of it
for her and her many sprogs
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm happy as long as they've got a gearstick.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You have something against automatic transmissions?
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Nope.
She just has a so-desperate-you-can-smell-it longing for anything cock-shaped.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That's a tad harsh reply to a comedic post.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It is indeed.
Pull back the claws a bit, please. There's no need to be rude.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I don't mind rude but I think vitriolic is going too far.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Too true.
So you like a four-on-the-floor, and someone to flick you into overdrive. No reason to be coarse.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You are ED
AICMFP
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Who's ED?

( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Well I think I managed to get the hot girl.
And I'm a chubby git with fuck all pence to rub together. See profile to agree/disagree
( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It's true
your wife is hot
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

50p a go if you're interested
But I can offer a b3ta discount if you can produce your membership card.
( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Could you arrange a group discount?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

No but I do combine postage.

( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Just checked your profile - lucky chap!
But ffs get a decent guitar.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I do, that's not mine
I have a Gibson Hummingbird 12 String, and a 1970s 6 string made by a company called Landola that I had never heard of but fook me its gorgeous. Electric wise I'm a simple man and love my Stratocaster. I also have an Ernie Ball Music Man but it doesn't get much attention.
( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)