For fuck's sake, just have a few beers
That should sort it out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Port is really the best option

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'd say it was the first port of call

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Any port in a storm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I'm thinking of this in terms of a metaphor for life
But all that comes to mind is something along the lines of the "any hole's a goal" adage, leading to "when life is in turmoil, have sex with stuff."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

this seems like good advice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:22, Reply)

With lots of game...
...anchovies and sweetbreads.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

and claret
and opium
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)

man, I'd love some game, anchovies, claret and opium right now...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Wouldn't you ACTUALLY love to be going to see Bigelf tomorrow?
*smugs*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I take back everything nice I've ever said about you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Fucking hell me too, minus the anchovies.
I've not smoked opium for years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:51, Reply)

May I have your anchovies?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

anchovies schlong inserted inside me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I was going to reply 'sure, fill your boots old boy'
However in the light of your reply I don't think I will.

Anyway - I'm going home now, I'm fucked from lack of sleep.

See ya!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)