Clean your oven.
It's the new rock and roll.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I spent most of sunday
cleaning the kitchen and the lounge, it really is quite depressing.

i'm turning into the male you (no offence meant)
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You poor thing.
Me in any gender is a sad state of affairs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I need a cat
and some money to pay for upkeep of said cat.

Just the one though, i reckon i'm one small step away from being insane too many cats old fart bachelor / mr trebus
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:34, Reply)

No, you need at least two cats if your doing the full saddo.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Hides the other 7 cats
looks nonchalant
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:40, Reply)

My oven's spotless :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Yay!
I should clean mine but it means being on my knees and then I get depressed.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Why does being on your knees depress you?
Does it remind you of better times?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Yup!
The last time I was on my knees I was in love.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

The last time I was on my knees
I was changing a wheel
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Ditto kid
But onwards and upwards!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Too right sister but it is a good excuse to not clean my oven : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I'll clean your oven
I honestly will.
I love cleaning other people's places.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Silly girl : )
You can charge for that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I'd love to but it doesn't pay enough
And my mum would be a bit peeved.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Are we still talking about blowjobs?
Because if we are, I would like to know the current going rate, so I can update my tax forms.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Oh god, I'm actually, genuinly, creepy.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Seriously though, me and me mates have got £38.72 between us, what we expect for that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:30, Reply)