I HAVE THE NIGHT OFF!!!
Oh boy oh boy.
As I was sick yesterday they arranged cover just in case I was ill.
I'm no longer ill but could do with a nice healthy restful night off after last night's honking.

What should I doooo? *goes and buys vino*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:16, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wear a hat!
hat wearing is cool!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I have SO got my hat with me!
You know like those Russian fluffy ones with 'ears'?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:19, Reply)

excellent!
you have the recipe for a night's extravaganza
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

*parties like it's 1984*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

84 48
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Ooh, 44 would do nicely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Dancing to dodge the doodlebug
whilst wearing a gas mask
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Get in!
I'd be jitterbugging like fuckery.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I'll get my zoot suit and whisk you away.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Aw man
I wish it was Then now.
I'd so love it :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I don't want to live in a time where custard is not freely available

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I pity you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:41, Reply)

That's not nice
I think the people then knew how to live and have fun. My old dad never had a better time in his life, driving a truck across europe, and dodging bombs. My Ma loves to tell the story of how close we came to being fathererd by a canadian fighter pilot.

It's just that they were short of custard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I would never have another drop of custard again
if I could have one night at a dance in those days
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:48, Reply)

We will have to see if that wish can come true
In the mean time I'm off home.

back in an hour or so.

Toodle pip.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:52, Reply)

T'rah our kid

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:53, Reply)

19 15
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)

pass the
black death here please guvnor
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Cunt off you!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

That's sooo 16th Century

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Clean your oven.
It's the new rock and roll.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I spent most of sunday
cleaning the kitchen and the lounge, it really is quite depressing.

i'm turning into the male you (no offence meant)
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You poor thing.
Me in any gender is a sad state of affairs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I need a cat
and some money to pay for upkeep of said cat.

Just the one though, i reckon i'm one small step away from being insane too many cats old fart bachelor / mr trebus
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:34, Reply)

No, you need at least two cats if your doing the full saddo.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Hides the other 7 cats
looks nonchalant
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:40, Reply)

My oven's spotless :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Yay!
I should clean mine but it means being on my knees and then I get depressed.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Why does being on your knees depress you?
Does it remind you of better times?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Yup!
The last time I was on my knees I was in love.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

The last time I was on my knees
I was changing a wheel
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Ditto kid
But onwards and upwards!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Too right sister but it is a good excuse to not clean my oven : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I'll clean your oven
I honestly will.
I love cleaning other people's places.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Silly girl : )
You can charge for that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I'd love to but it doesn't pay enough
And my mum would be a bit peeved.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Are we still talking about blowjobs?
Because if we are, I would like to know the current going rate, so I can update my tax forms.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Oh god, I'm actually, genuinly, creepy.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Seriously though, me and me mates have got £38.72 between us, what we expect for that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Chinese food, a good movie, a bath with bubbles'n'stuff and contemplating on moving to The Beverly Hills of North London

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:23, Reply)

fucking sleep
duh
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:36, Reply)