You know when people die and they say 'They're always with you' or 'They're watching over you'?
Surely that applies to everyone? So, maybe not only my Uncle Jim is watching over me, but maybe Fred West is too?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And Maddie

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:15, Reply)

And Jade Goody.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

she's not dead
not yet anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Are you still renting her out?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

would you be interested if that were the case?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I do need somewhere to park my bike

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

she's not up to the job anymore
tenderised is the word I like to use to describe her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

We'll have to arrange a meeting to have a dry run
meeting MEATing
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

...you are being bukkake'd from the afterlife?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I was going to call my new band
Bukakke Death Squad

Any thoughts?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Load of wank.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Are you just translating my posts now?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Ora state traducendo appena i miei alberini?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Si

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

...stop trying to get the subject back onto Marc Almond, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It makes me wonder, do you get a choice?
Like, a list of five people you get to stalk in the afterlife?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Only your relatives can switch into your channel.
Thus rendering Mr West unable to see you naked.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Everyone's related sistah!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

apparently
everyone in europe is related to Charlemagne
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I propose a blanket ban on facts gleaned from watching QI

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Seconded.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

why?
it doesn't make it less true or interesting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I enjoy QI as much as the next man
but talking about it is like the nerds equivalent of water cooler conversations about Eastenders. Same goes for 'Mock The 'Week', 'Argumental' etc.

It's not a criticism, Vipros! Merely an opinion. Hence the proposal so elegantly seconded by La Belle Mlle. Blouse.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)

something like 80% off all Finns
can be traced back to two medieval families. They have infinitely higher levels of genetic disorders because they are effectively all inbred.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Don't they have the highest suicide rate of all nationalities?
*Not gleened from QI*
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Nope: the top ten from 1-10:
Belarus
Lithuania
Russia
Kazakhstan
Latvia
Japan
Guyana
Ukraine
South Korea
Sri Lanka
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Must have dreamt it then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

No you didn't
It used to be a fact about 25 years ago.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Haha!
It's amazing what useless knowledge I retain.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Do you still try and buy a stamp for 4d?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:03, Reply)

What's a stamp?
I use carrier pidgeon.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Speckled Jim
A lovely plump breasted carrier pigeon
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You know your pidgeons then?
*Doffs flat cap*
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:09, Reply)

'appen I do
and whippets
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)

There's nowt as grand as a whippet in motion.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:15, Reply)