My vibrator
errrr, no, I mean my doorbell. My doorbell ran out of batteries so I didn't hear the postman this morning even though I was sitting in the living room when he turned up and put the card through the door which is annoying as it's raining and I don't want to walk down to the sorting office to get my parcel in the rain and I would drive but my car is in the garage as there is something wrong with it but I don't know what and I don't trust this garage like my normal garage but I don't know if my car will manage to get to my mum and dads on friday so I can take it to the normal garage so I have to hope this garage can fix it without charging me lots of money which I don't have.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Maybe you should have used the batteries
for a vibrator, it'd calm you down.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

It doesn't calm me down.
If anything it gets me excited.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I mean afterwards
not during.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

You see now I'm thinking about you two
and your vibrators, and that's not calming me down in the slightest.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Theres just no helping you is there!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Oh you're welcome to help me if you want!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

RUDES ONLINE!
Where are all the knights?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

At the DFS sale
the round table broke after Lancelot roughly sodomised Gwenevire over it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

OH NOES!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)

If only the Modgazzer General were here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

*laments*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)