I predict I shall be derided for being a wimp when it comes to spicyness tomorrow night.

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I predict your norks will be the subject of everyones attention tomorrow.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Apart from Bloke's.
Meat will distract him.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

In his defence
he gets to play with your norks in real life, we only get to imagine them on the occasions that we see you, so it's hardly surprising.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

You take no notice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

That's right, sweetheart ;)

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Tell them you like to taste your food
Not sit and sweat over it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

food erect phallus
not and then
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

If you stick to the grilled stuff you'll be fine.
The hottest dishes are actually the veg sides - the tarka dal is fucking mental.

right, WORK. Must. Go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

*mans the fuck up in the name of MEAT*

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

B3tans are obsessed with meat.
I prefer potatoes.
But then my ancestors probably came over during the potato famine, so there might be a deep need.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
none!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You little fuckin...
Get here now for a slap!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

That is the best joke ever
and CHCB told it to me and she's actually Irish so it can't be racist.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It's in my top three
along with 'The Noddy Holder Joke'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I don't know that one.
But I like the one about which cheese can you use to disguise a horse.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It's set in 1974: Noddy is shopping in a trendy boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and is admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and that looks fantastic too.

The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant says "would sir like a kipper tie?"

"Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

That's brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Haha you daft twat!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Pray tell

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Mascapone

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

fucking genius

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I don't care whether it's racist or not
Lack of potatoes is very sad.
I would die without them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)