Yes, it's another non-story from the BBC
it almost rivals "Billionaire golf pro cheats on trophy wife" and the more recent "Brainless pop-starlet seperates from illiterate football moron"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But what is poor Cheryl going to do?
We had better ask Piers Morgan. He's a close personal friend of hers and not a glassy eyed cunt of the highest order.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

But more to the point, how is Ashley going to prove he's not gay now
and how will Cheryl show she isn't really racist?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Well he can be "spotted" at a lap dancing club by the News of the Screws, in a WORLD EXCLUSIVE.
And she can shag a black sportsman.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I hear Tiger Woods is a bit of a ladies man
and rich enough to satisfy Cheryl. Personality wise of course.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Perhaps she can get together with Jordan
and have a "Who is the greatest oxygen thief?" competition
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I don't mind Cheryl Cole taking in air,
so long as she queefs it into my face
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I'm sure she would be happy to
as long as you are rich & famous and can create more media exposure for her
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I'll expose my jizz all over her chops.
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm sure she would be happy to
as long as you are rich & famous...etc
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)