Gordon Brown bullies staff shock horror.
Apparently he swears and shouts. Mtfu, and get a job on a building site for a few months. You'll learn at least 10 new, interesting obscenities, with which you can impress your peers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:53, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck off you massive bucket of donkey cum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Bit harsh.
*Complains to some national bullying charity quango thing*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Fucking complain then

I should get a fucking wet wipe and clear you off my fucking anal beard like you soft piece of shite
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

The obscenities i learnt were actually a bit more inventive than this.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

How can he bully anybody?
With his big slobbery breath before he says a word, and his dicky eye.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

He wanks on the faces of the completely blind.

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

poor old Blunkett
hadn't he suffered enough?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

No
he will never suffer enough, even if he was eaten alive by ants he still wouldn't be suffering enough, even if he was peeled of his skin and left in lemon juice, still not enough.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm not the most astute person in the world

but I'm picking up some animosity in this post.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

He was raped by Blunkett's dog
and he never called him back
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

If he was a dog, it would be adorable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I KNOW!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

The abused kick downwards
Why else do you think he went all the way to becoming Prime Minister? Doubtless he was bullied when younger as the freak he was, so now all the people who bullied him have to answer to him, 'cause he's in charge of the fucking government. Oh, yeah.

And why else do you think he keeps a Mr Darling and a Mr Balls in his cabinet?
"Hey! Balls! Yer name soonds like...hehe! Balls!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Every time I hear Darling's name mentioned,
I think of the Black Adder character.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I know!
I wish they'd talk politics more often on QI, just so I could look out for Stephen Fry lapsing into his General Melchett voice when he mentions Alistair Darling...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Thing is though, nobody heard of the "National Bullying Helpline" a month ago.
And the fact that they passed on the details shows that they're in gross breach of implied confidentiality.
And the fact that they're not really a charity, they're basicly a Claims company, shows their true colours
And the fact that their Board of Directors are all heavy conservatives suggests that they have politcal motives.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

All the patrons have resigned

after the woman that set it up won her first case, she applied for a second case against her former emploers asking for £450k! How can anything short of have your head removed and skull fucked Piesr Morgna be worth that much!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

It's a flagrant publicity stunt for free advertising
I think we should go and bully them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yes, it's another non-story from the BBC
it almost rivals "Billionaire golf pro cheats on trophy wife" and the more recent "Brainless pop-starlet seperates from illiterate football moron"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

But what is poor Cheryl going to do?
We had better ask Piers Morgan. He's a close personal friend of hers and not a glassy eyed cunt of the highest order.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

But more to the point, how is Ashley going to prove he's not gay now
and how will Cheryl show she isn't really racist?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Well he can be "spotted" at a lap dancing club by the News of the Screws, in a WORLD EXCLUSIVE.
And she can shag a black sportsman.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I hear Tiger Woods is a bit of a ladies man
and rich enough to satisfy Cheryl. Personality wise of course.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Perhaps she can get together with Jordan
and have a "Who is the greatest oxygen thief?" competition
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I don't mind Cheryl Cole taking in air,
so long as she queefs it into my face
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I'm sure she would be happy to
as long as you are rich & famous and can create more media exposure for her
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I'll expose my jizz all over her chops.
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm sure she would be happy to
as long as you are rich & famous...etc
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

In addition
The fact that their spokesperson is a fat, bad-tempered, schoolmarmish bitch does them no good either. Bean spiller.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

The Sun
that marvellous paper - recently ran an article detailing exactly the evil bullying our amazingly inspirational and interesting Prime Minister got up to.

Here is one of the things they detailed:

SWINGING back his arm and clenching his fist after getting more unwelcome news while in the back of his official car.

(The paper added the bold/caps) I am utterly outraged at this arm-swinging.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Ah, The Sun
Adding the bold and caps so that you don't have to decide for yourself which words are important.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:42, Reply)