A b3tan who was called Applebite,
had men flocking from left and from right,
she said "It's not me,
that the lads find sexy,
It's just my vagina's so tight"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I feel this link is pertinent:
www.fucking-windows.com/
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

that's great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Ahahaha!
I loves it. Captures my essence perfectly.

I'm thinking of coming to Download you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh you should, me and djtrailprice are going to be getting it on
and I'm sure he'll show you his knob if you ask nicely.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You don't even have to be nice about it, really.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:31, Reply)

He likes it when you're mean

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Shhhhhh

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Somehow that's not persuading me as much as you'd like it to.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

In reality me and my friends are going to ostracise djtrailprice
and steal his lunch money. We might give him a wedgie too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

:'(

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

We won't really
we'll offer applebite cans of beer to show us her boobies. I've tried it before with a different girl and it worked, so I can't see anything wrong with this plan.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I don't like beer.
You'll have to do better than that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Do you like cider?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Don't worry Applebite
it'll be safe in my tent away from the nasty sexcriminal and his posse of nonces.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

she likes it "in cider"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

pffft

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

She likes it 'intense'.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

this is even better

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Took me ages to get that.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Nope.
Spirits please.
Did you know you can get So co and lemonade in a can? That'll do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Really?
Although it's a bit of a girly drink, I am rather partial to that stuff. I may just make my own for Download though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Thats what I did last year.
Two two litre bottles of the stuff.
It is quite girly, but it's so nice. Its pretty much all I drink, except when I run out and have to skank someone elses.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Four litres isn't going to last me the weekend.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm a lightweight, and pretty small.
I recommend at least triple that for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You call it "so co"
you're dead to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Oh noes. I am devastated.
Typing it all out is more effort than I have.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

you can also
get gin and tonic in a can
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And JD and coke, and pimms and lemonade.
Whatever will they come up with next?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

spunk and herpes

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

For people too lazy to give head
but who want the reward
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Why pay money for that when you can get it for free?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

:(

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ooh,
I think I'm working there this year.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Do you collect rubbish for a living?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:44, Reply)

No.
I'm road crew for a fetish circus :)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)