I'm fly
I'm enjoying the addition to my role that goves me more time on the Cooked Meats Enquiries counter. It's nice to help le public.
I can handle the crap boring side of my job more now it's broken up a little. (Minced beef)
I'm taking care of my winter midriff.
Last night I did so much peeing on webcam that I ran out of shoes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Officelol.
I bought some lovely shoes at lunchtime from TK Max. Sort of summer-hippy-walking shoe type things with bio-degradable insoles.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh they'd be no good...
I want some t-bar shoes like to have when you're little. I think Dr Martens make grown-up ones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I've just found out that kid's sizes now go up to 6 1/2

Meaning VAT FREE SHOES for anyone* with feet 6 1/2 or smaller!!


*Me.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Are you a leprechaun?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

No, worse.

Welsh.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I think the Welsh are fucking brilliant.
1. They're massively racist
2. Shakin' Stevens
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Aha haaa!!!
massively racist hate the English with a passion.

They generally don't have a problem with anyone else from my experience...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Being a (kind of ) Englishman,
that English-hating racism is the only kind I've encountered.

I have been chased by a bellowing Welsh farmer in a tractor for daring to pick mushrooms on his land. It was hilarious.

Perhaps this experience informs my love of the band Tractor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Ooh - I listened to them on your recommendation recently.
Fucking brilliant!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Another convert - excellent!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I'm with you there Monty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Aw bless!
*kicks Colonel Santiago in groin with size 9 foot*
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

*Grabs BGB's shoe and sails away in the big gigantic fucker*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

What if they bio degrade when you're wearing them?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

My dear girl.
No matter how many times I read that it is not sinking in.

Has someone dosed my coffee?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

It's probably sinking into your shoes

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

What part don't you get?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

The way it connects.
Minced meat - weeing on webcam - weight loss.

It is like an Irvine Welsh book.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hahah that one about the worm in the bizzie's gut!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)