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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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With wings or without?

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Hee hee :o)

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I have a genuinely good, not gross story about THOSE kind of towels.

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Let's hear it then....

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)
*taps foot*
it's rude to keep us waiting you know.
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)
my mate
once used a sanitary towel and gagger tape to "waterproof" his shoe as it had a mahoosive hole in the toe end.

Edit: I was going for gaffer but I quite like my typo...
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)
That's the brand that's actually marketed at rapists.

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I'm disturbed by the idea of you gagging someone with one of *those* towels...

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)
How bloody rude of me...
Bloody w*rk got in the way for sec, I do apologise...

Anway, my old job was at a firm who dealt with Waste disposal, including hazardous chemicals etc and it wasn't uncommon for a chemist or two to be hanging around the office having been to some site or other testing things before we arranged disposal.

Anyway, one of these fellows brought in a few kilos of the silica-gel type stuff that they use in nappies and pantyliners to absorb the juices, and handed it around the office to anyone who wanted some.

I put into practice one of the best practical jokes I've ever played that night at the pub and dropped about a handful into my friend's pint when he wasn't looking. Result = one entirely solid jelly pint that wouldn't leave the glass. He had no fucking idea what was going on until I explained.

Class.
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

/anticlimax
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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