With wings or without?

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hee hee :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I have a genuinely good, not gross story about THOSE kind of towels.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Let's hear it then....

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

*taps foot*
it's rude to keep us waiting you know.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

my mate
once used a sanitary towel and gagger tape to "waterproof" his shoe as it had a mahoosive hole in the toe end.

Edit: I was going for gaffer but I quite like my typo...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That's the brand that's actually marketed at rapists.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I'm disturbed by the idea of you gagging someone with one of *those* towels...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

How bloody rude of me...
Bloody w*rk got in the way for sec, I do apologise...

Anway, my old job was at a firm who dealt with Waste disposal, including hazardous chemicals etc and it wasn't uncommon for a chemist or two to be hanging around the office having been to some site or other testing things before we arranged disposal.

Anyway, one of these fellows brought in a few kilos of the silica-gel type stuff that they use in nappies and pantyliners to absorb the juices, and handed it around the office to anyone who wanted some.

I put into practice one of the best practical jokes I've ever played that night at the pub and dropped about a handful into my friend's pint when he wasn't looking. Result = one entirely solid jelly pint that wouldn't leave the glass. He had no fucking idea what was going on until I explained.

Class.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

/anticlimax
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)