Al is approaching dangerous Vipros levels of smugness
and needs to trip over a dog pronto.

Discuss
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:06, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*places Mildew strategically near al*
*chortles*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

ha
images of you covering Al in mould
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

clit BANG
and the dog is gone...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

hey Ma
guess what
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

What?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

this time tomorrow I'll be with you!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

HOORAYS!
*runs around flat with shirt over head*
*falls over dog*

Speaking of which, I'm supposed to be getting all the housework out of the way now so we can play all weekend :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Is this a private thread I've stumbled across?

*waves*

Hello!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

*waves*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:27, Reply)

*helicopters*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)

*bites*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)

*chews*
*spits out propeller*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Fear not!
For I shall be leaving here at 4 to give you a hand!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

hand grope
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Now, let's not be all cliquey & bff, that'll never do.
Back to al.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Hello.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Hello Monty
have you missed me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I have, as it goes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:35, Reply)

awww
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Monty doesn't waste time.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)

That'll be the spiders eggs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Is Al able to contain his smugness like Vipros can?
We don't want any leakage.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I've readied the emergency mop.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I hope it's industrial sized.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I haz towels!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

With wings or without?

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Hee hee :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I have a genuinely good, not gross story about THOSE kind of towels.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Let's hear it then....

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

*taps foot*
it's rude to keep us waiting you know.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

my mate
once used a sanitary towel and gagger tape to "waterproof" his shoe as it had a mahoosive hole in the toe end.

Edit: I was going for gaffer but I quite like my typo...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That's the brand that's actually marketed at rapists.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I'm disturbed by the idea of you gagging someone with one of *those* towels...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

How bloody rude of me...
Bloody w*rk got in the way for sec, I do apologise...

Anway, my old job was at a firm who dealt with Waste disposal, including hazardous chemicals etc and it wasn't uncommon for a chemist or two to be hanging around the office having been to some site or other testing things before we arranged disposal.

Anyway, one of these fellows brought in a few kilos of the silica-gel type stuff that they use in nappies and pantyliners to absorb the juices, and handed it around the office to anyone who wanted some.

I put into practice one of the best practical jokes I've ever played that night at the pub and dropped about a handful into my friend's pint when he wasn't looking. Result = one entirely solid jelly pint that wouldn't leave the glass. He had no fucking idea what was going on until I explained.

Class.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

/anticlimax
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

RIGHTO, I'M OFF.
Seeyalater all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Tara Monty
I'm off too.

*stinks*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Arrr, I've missed Montague!
Hiya all.
An ugly lecturer has been trying to sauce me up one-time via the electronic mail y'all!
Nip THAT one in the bud.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

That's exactly what he wants you to do.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh seriously though!
Cheeky arld get. Mouth like a tray of roasties.
I wonder how many girl reply all saucy going "Oooh he's a doctor!"
Well I haz Google...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

When I told you I was a Doctor...
...you got all gooey and asked if your mum could join in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

STOBART!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

WHAT WAS HER NAME???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Edith!
Edith Stobbart!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)